Conor McGregor explains how he’s become “a little bit gone” in recent years

Memphis Depay was asked about his stupid hat and actually dignified the question with a response

The training diet of Usain Bolt is remarkably unremarkable

Manchester United player makes Jamie Carragher’s top five Premier League performers this season

Donald Cerrone is in the bad books after missing USADA drug test

Carlos Tevez reveals who he shouts for when the Manchester derby rolls around

PIC: Bournemouth fan offers wonderful gesture to homeless man after seeing John Lewis advert

Louis van Gaal’s nickname at Manchester United has been revealed and it’s beyond surprising

VIDEO: Timothy Bradley’s cornerman delivers a speech that will make you feel like fighting a round

UFC and Pride legend Mirko Cro Cop retires from MMA … again

Twitter reacts to fantastic “All-Ireland Day” documentary

VIDEO: Wayne Rooney is at the wrestling and has only slapped Wade Barrett

PIC: Germany ditch the red V-stripe for Euro 2016 jersey and it gets a huge thumbs up from us

VIDEO: Chris Shields and Richie Towell broke out some gems for celebratory Dundalk sing-song

PIC: How on earth did Daniel Straus continue to fight, and win, with a mangled hand like this?

Some tentatively positive news on the injury front for Liverpool with Mamadou Sakho update

Martin O’Neill gives injury update and finds Rob Elliot’s question mark “a wee bit strange”

VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo is officially the fastest selfie-taker on the planet

Harry Redknapp is promoting a weird new football boot that will increase toe-pokes big time

WATCH: Conor McGregor details how he will beat Jose Aldo (if he shows up at UFC 194)

PIC: Paul Scholes’ finishing at U-16 level clearly left a lot to be desired

James McCarthy has been getting truckloads of abuse for his challenge on Dimitri Payet

More heartache for fantasy football players as extent of Dimitri Payet’s injury revealed

Ulster Rugby release statement explaining decision not to wear poppy

Pornhub reportedly in talks to sponsor a sports team in Italy

Patrick Vieira has been appointed New York City FC manager

PIC: Luke Shaw is back in the gym as his recovery kicks up a gear

PIC: Clonakenny player somehow impaled his hand on teammate’s helmet at the weekend [GRAPHIC]

Mick McCarthy takes the p**s out of Daryl Murphy and the hat-trick that ended his goal drought

Ronda Rousey outlines the daily diet necessary to be the best fighter on the planet

SportsJOE’s Monday Morning Awards: Crunching knockouts, suffocating subs and hot prospects

Asmir Begovic couldn’t be more complimentary of Glenn Whelan and Jonathan Walters

WATCH: Did Cristiano Ronaldo try to slap a Sevilla player?

WATCH: NFL commentator accidentally makes play sound extremely dirty and everybody notices

Steve McClaren wants Martin O’Neill to leave Rob Elliot out of Bosnia play-offs

Call us crazy but we reckon Graeme Souness does not enjoy being interrupted by Thierry Henry

VIDEO: Overhead kick proves that Sergio Ramos is probably better than most strikers

WATCH: Jurgen Klopp reacts to fans leaving Anfield early – “I felt pretty alone in this moment”

PIC: There was a disconcerting fashion statement made at the FAI Cup final

WATCH: Celtic fans criticised after small section fail to observe minute’s silence on Remembrance Sunday

Liverpool’s defeat to Crystal Palace bizarrely blamed on Steven Gerrard’s presence at Anfield

WATCH: Steven Gerrard returned to Anfield today and Liverpool supporters got very emotional

Louis van Gaal explains why we’re seeing more unheralded youngsters in Manchester United squads

Tyson Fury will have lost a few fans with his pretty inflammatory comments on homosexuality

VIDEO: There was quite a lot of spinning s**t on display in the prelims of UFC Fight Night 77

WATCH: Fighters, coaches and fans were not happy with the stoppage of Tibau vs. Trujillo

WATCH: Conor McGregor confirms that talks are underway to get UFC to Croke Park in 2016

Jamie Conlan dispatches opponent to move to 15-0 in front of Dublin crowd

50 Cent is now betting on the Premier League and his first selection came good

PICS: Jesse Lingard explains his goal celebration with Daley Blind