Hugo Lloris was made to look like a right goon after injury time silliness

Olivier Giroud somehow managed to score a goal more stunning than himself this weekend

Virgil van Dijk changed his Twitter bio after Liverpool deal fell through

Bundesliga club wastes no time in approaching Zlatan Ibrahimovic with great effort

Gabriel Jesus stretchered off for Brazil after hefty elbow from his own clubmate

Confirmation that Zlatan Ibrahimovic has left Manchester United

Nile Ranger under investigation for social media tribute to Cheick Tiote

Paul Pogba is absolutely crushing it in France training

Saudi Arabia fail to line up for minute’s silence held out of respect for victims of London terror attack

Chris Smalling manages to eliminate himself in shooting challenge with teammates

David Moyes in line for a very high-profile return to management

Vitali Klitschko admits giving Wladimir bad advice during Joshua defeat

Nolito claims the Manchester weather has changed the colour of his daughter’s skin

Tony Bellew has named his terms for rematch with David Haye

Paul Scholes definitely still has it as he pings trademark pass to Wayne Rooney

Gary Neville trolled for attempted volley before Jamie Carragher takes him out

Javier Hernandez is thinking outside the box with his Ballon d’Or pick

Michael Carrick’s testimonial saw an unbelievable teamsheet balls-up

Michael Carrick drops unfortunate team news ahead of testimonial

Phil Neville’s Saturday night chat with Joey Barton got just a bit weird

Antoine Griezmann explains why he’s not moving to Manchester United

Manchester United have named their price for David De Gea

Liverpool players pictured in unusual new away kit, confirming throwback suspicions

Manchester City could potentially face transfer ban after court hearing

Manchester United are changing tack, Antoine Griezmann pursuit called off

Jon Jones unloaded on Twitter last night and it got nasty

Iker Casillas tells Juventus who should replace Gianluigi Buffon after he retires

Dana White calls out Oscar De La Hoya after comments about McGregor Mayweather

The one player Manchester United fans want to see most at Michael Carrick’s testimonial won’t be there

Zlatan Ibrahimovic wants to stay at Manchester United next season

Alexis Sanchez has decided where he wants to play next season

Liverpool supporters are loving new signing Dominic Solanke’s tweet from five years ago

Player banned from French Open for kissing and grabbing female reporter

The Antoine Griezmann update all Manchester United fans were waiting for has arrived

Michael Bisping’s teenage son looks like an absolute bad ass

We’re not sure even Antonio Conte believes his own excuse for Victor Moses’ Wembley dive

Joe Rogan reveals major overhaul of current UFC weight classes

Manchester City set to confirm signing of world’s most expensive goalkeeper

Crunching right hand makes UFC welterweight “chicken dance” across the Octagon

Mesut Ozil basically confirms that Arsenal players pay far too much attention to the media

Every young player trying to improve their weak foot, take note of Paulo Dybala’s methods

Harry Redknapp wants to sign an old favourite but porn could get in the way

Patrice Evra and Rio Ferdinand are in outrageous shape for Michael Carrick’s testimonial

Lionel Messi will debut new boots in Copa del Rey final and they look unreal

Conor McGregor versus Floyd Mayweather dismissed as “an exhibition” as WBA refuse to sanction

Cristiano Ronaldo cancels London appearance due to upgraded UK terror threat

Scarlets star had to choose between his own stag and the PRO12 final… heartbreaking

LA Galaxy brutally cut down troll who is clearly not a fan of Major League Soccer

Be afraid, be very afraid… the half-and-half brigade will be out in force in Wembley

Jose Mourinho instructed his players to perform a very specific celebration after Europa League final