QUIZ: Name every team Xabi Alonso scored against for Liverpool

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s time at Manchester United may be at an end as big-money offer comes in

Tyson Fury appears to confirm he’ll be returning to boxing in a matter of weeks

You already know exactly how this ‘West Hamchester City FC’ tweet is being received

Watch Wayne Rooney congratulate Tony Bellew on his victory over David Haye

WATCH: Connacht star wasn’t prepared for this gas interview with a 12-year-old girl

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has already matched Cristiano Ronaldo’s goal tally for his final season at Old Trafford

John Terry and Frank Lampard’s romantic Play to the Whistle staring competition was something to behold

It’s actually hard to argue with Michael Owen’s claim that Arsenal are “the most consistent team in the world”

Gary Lineker’s sense of humour is still intact as he reacts to Leicester’s opener

You can probably guess how football fans reacted to Leicester City’s team news

Paul Pogba pissed off so many people with how he celebrated EFL Cup win

Quiz: Name all 18 of Manchester United’s 2010 League Cup Final team

Fans of new Major League Soccer team show off earbleedingly-bad chant

Kasper Schmeichel reveals what Claudio Ranieri said to players in emotional farewell

Norman Parke beats Paul Redmond, but it wasn’t enough to earn him BAMMA lightweight title

Jose Mourinho pays tribute to Claudio Ranieri in press conference show of solidarity

Raring to go, expect Johnny Sexton to race out of the Ireland-France traps

Let some of Cheltenham’s biggest success stories guide you through the Festival card

Poor Michael Owen can’t even reminisce about ‘#ThatGoal’ without people being mean

Half-and-half football merchandise reaches new low at Manchester United vs Saint-Étienne

GAA’s controversial championship structures in serious doubt

People were confused about Eric Bailly’s suspension after Manchester United man’s red card

“One of the most emotional games I was ever involved in” – Memories of England in Croke Park, 10 years on

WATCH: “People identified him with being Munster” – David Wallace on his former team-mate Anthony Foley

Manuel Neuer sticks the boot into Arsenal with brief Facebook post

Former semi-pro footballer shed eight stone after giving up fast food-heavy diet

Arsenal fans are seriously tempting fate ahead of their FA Cup tie with Sutton United

Paul McCarthy, former underage team-mate of Roy Keane, passes away at 45

West Ham flop Simone Zaza finally scored a goal and Twitter was loving it

Forget Fulham vs Tottenham Hotspur… Let’s talk about Dimitar Berbatov’s eyes

There’s been a predictable reaction to The Sun’s front page Phil Jones ‘news’ story

Everton fans seem to think Ronald Koeman and his coaching staff were hungover in work

Daniel Sturridge leaves Liverpool’s La Manga training camp early

Crystal Palace chairman managed with one tweet to make Anthony Stokes’ week even worse

FIFA 17’s latest ‘glitch’ sees Manchester United appear in full Tottenham kit

Former English rugby star reveals brutal back of the bus initiation ritual

Can you guess the six Irish players with the most Premier League yellow and red cards

‘Leaked’ first Spurs kit by Nike hasn’t gone down well amongst fans

Neymar’s Barcelona teammates clearly find his new moustache hilarious

Roy Keane admits to being less than professional when he was a semi-professional

It turns out you have been pronouncing Pepe’s name wrong this whole time

WATCH: Former England fly-half raises a serious but valid concern about Johnny Sexton’s Lions hopes

Liverpool fans pinpoint the longterm answer to their goalkeeper issues

Conor Murray relies on Father Ted logic as gym work outrageously questioned on Twitter

Alan Smith had the Sky Sports studio in stitches after accidentally dropping the C word

Ireland U21 goalkeeper dredges up old tweet to perfectly troll Gary Lineker

WATCH: Fernando Torres has just scored an overhead

Donncha O’Callaghan and Kevin McLaughlin agree on Ireland’s alternative man-of-the-match

Sky presenter has unfortunate slip of the tongue describing Robbie Brady’s goal