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  • Erling Haaland becomes 14th player to be given perfect 10 L’Equipe rating

    Erling Haaland becomes 14th player to be given perfect 10 L’Equipe rating

    Haaland has joined a select group. Erling Haaland’s hat-trick heroics in his first Manchester derby have seen him become only the 14th player in history to be awarded a perfect 10 rating by L’Equipe. The French outlet is a famously tough crowd to please when it comes to handing out 10/10 ratings, but the role […]

    3 years ago

  • Heartbroken Paulo Dybala in floods of tears after final Juventus game

    Heartbroken Paulo Dybala in floods of tears after final Juventus game

    Dybala will leave Juventus this summer after seven years with the club. Paulo Dybala couldn’t fight back the tears as he bid farewell to Juventus supporters at the Allianz Stadium on Monday night. Juve’s 2-2 draw with Lazio was their final home game of the season and, for Dybala, the last time he would play […]

    4 years ago

  • Gary Neville turns on Granit Xhaka after Arsenal star rips into teammates

    Gary Neville turns on Granit Xhaka after Arsenal star rips into teammates

    “If somebody is not ready for this game, stay at home.” Granit Xhaka pulled no punches after Arsenal blew their best chance of a Champions League return in years by losing a must-win game at Newcastle on Monday night, accusing his teammates of not listening to instructions. Having lost to Tottenham in last week’s north […]

    4 years ago

  • Antonio Rudiger denies he’s leaving Chelsea because of sanctions

    Antonio Rudiger denies he’s leaving Chelsea because of sanctions

    “I don’t want to go too deep into things…” Antonio Rudiger has denied claims that sanctions imposed on Chelsea are the reason behind his imminent departure from Stamford Bridge. With his contract at the club due to expire in the summer, the German defender is set to sign a four-year deal with Real Madrid, joining […]

    4 years ago

  • Former Australia cricketer Andrew Symonds dies after car crash, aged 46

    Former Australia cricketer Andrew Symonds dies after car crash, aged 46

    RIP Andrew Symonds. Former Australia cricketer Andrew Symonds has died aged 46 after being involved in a car crash. Police in Queensland said Symonds, who had been driving alone, had been injured after his vehicle ‘left the road and rolled’ on Saturday night. Efforts to revive him were unsuccessful. A statement from police said: “Emergency […]

    4 years ago

  • Amnesty say Newcastle’s Saudi shirt ‘clear evidence’ of sportswashing

    Amnesty say Newcastle’s Saudi shirt ‘clear evidence’ of sportswashing

    Newcastle could begin their first season since the PIF takeover with a Saudi-inspired away shirt. Amnesty International say that Newcastle adopting the same colours as Saudi Arabia for next season’s away kit would be ‘clear evidence’ of sportswashing. Leaked images claiming to show the Premier League club’s away kit for the 2022/23 season were circulated […]

    4 years ago

  • Pep Guardiola hits back at Patrice Evra for ‘no personality’ claim

    Pep Guardiola hits back at Patrice Evra for ‘no personality’ claim

    Guardiola suggested Evra is after a job at Manchester United. Pep Guardiola has fired back at Patrice Evra after he claimed the Manchester City boss intentionally builds teams of players without personality and leadership qualities. The former Manchester United fullback made the comments in the wake of City’s dramatic Champions League exit at the hands […]

    4 years ago

  • Steven Gerrard gives brutal response when told Jon Moss is retiring

    Steven Gerrard gives brutal response when told Jon Moss is retiring

    Jon Moss was not a popular man at Villa Park on Tuesday night To be fair to Steven Gerrard, he did try to be professional when asked about Jon Moss’ refereeing performance on Tuesday night. The official made one or two (or several) questionable calls during Aston Villa’s 2-1 defeat at home to Liverpool, so […]

    4 years ago

  • Norwich investigating Brandon Williams over deleted Instagram post

    Norwich investigating Brandon Williams over deleted Instagram post

    Williams made the post after Norwich’s 4-0 defeat by West Ham on Sunday. Norwich City are reportedly investigating Manchester United loanee, Brandon Williams, over a now-deleted Instagram post the full-back shared on Sunday evening. Williams has been one of already-relegated Norwich’s better performers this season and played a full game as they were beaten 4-0 […]

    4 years ago

  • Jurgen Klopp critical of Tottenham tactics after title blow

    Jurgen Klopp critical of Tottenham tactics after title blow

    “I think they should do more for the game…” Jurgen Klopp has admitted he is not a fan of Tottenham’s approach to their 1-1 draw at Anfield on Saturday night – a result that damages Liverpool’s hopes of an unprecedented quadruple. Spurs took the lead early in the second half through Heung-min Son, threatening to […]

    4 years ago

  • Tyson Fury tears into Man United after dismal Brighton defeat

    Tyson Fury tears into Man United after dismal Brighton defeat

    “Why don’t they f***ing retire?” Manchester United fan Tyson Fury delivered a scathing assessment of his team’s capitulation at Brighton on Saturday, suggesting the players should all retire after a disastrous season. Moises Caceido opened the scoring after 15 minutes, before an eleven-minute period in the second half saw Graham Potter’s side score three goals […]

    4 years ago

  • Alejandro Garnacho: Excitement building at Man United youngster’s progress

    Alejandro Garnacho: Excitement building at Man United youngster’s progress

    The Madrid-born Argentine recently made his Manchester United debut and is being tipped to feature more regularly at Old Trafford in the year ahead. Even though Alejandro Garnacho’s senior football career can, for now, be measured in a matter of minutes, he already belongs to a select group. At the tender age of 17, he […]

    4 years ago

  • Jack Grealish deletes old Real Madrid tweet after Man City Bernabeu nightmare

    Jack Grealish deletes old Real Madrid tweet after Man City Bernabeu nightmare

    The internet never forgets. Real Madrid – not Manchester City – will face Liverpool in the Champions League final in Paris. City’s spectacular late collapse in the Bernabeu will give those connected with the club nightmares for some time to come – Jack Grealish, perhaps, more than most. Things had looked good for City when […]

    4 years ago

  • Juan Mata, Manchester United and what might have been

    Juan Mata, Manchester United and what might have been

    Juan Mata’s Manchester United chapter is at its end and it’s impossible to escape the feeling that he deserved better… There were moments at Old Trafford on Monday night where it felt as if time had been turned back. Juan Mata, for much of the first-half against Brentford, ran the show. There was the anticipation […]

    4 years ago

  • Jesse Lingard’s brother hits out at ‘classless’ Man United as farewell is denied

    Jesse Lingard’s brother hits out at ‘classless’ Man United as farewell is denied

    ‘Classless and the fans need to realise.’ Jesse Lingard’s brother has launched a scathing attack on Manchester United for denying the forward a farewell appearance in what would have been his final game for the club at Old Trafford. Lingard, whose contract expires in the summer, is one of several members of Man United’s first-team […]

    4 years ago

  • Lazio release statement to hit back at Jose Mourinho comments

    Lazio release statement to hit back at Jose Mourinho comments

    Never change, Jose Comments made by Roma manager Jose Mourinho have prompted an angry response from rivals Lazio, who took the unusual step of posting a statement to their club website, on Monday. Lazio clinched a controversial late winner over Spezia on Saturday to move into a fifth, a point clear of Roma, who hosted […]

    4 years ago

  • Man United fans vow sustained Glazer protest as chaotic season ends

    Man United fans vow sustained Glazer protest as chaotic season ends

    “The Glazers are ripping the soul from this club. A new manager coming in the summer and a few new players shouldn’t change anything.” Three hours before Manchester United play their penultimate home game of the season, supporters begin to gather at the Tollgate pub. The Old Trafford turnstiles are a 15-minute walk from here […]

    4 years ago

  • Inter goalkeeper howler might have handed title to AC Milan

    Inter goalkeeper howler might have handed title to AC Milan

    Italian football has its Peter Enckelman moment (sort of). Spare a thought for poor Ionut Radu. In just his second appearance for Inter Milan, the goalkeeper might just have gifted AC Milan the league title after a calamitous late error against Bologna. The Romanian’s attempt to play a simple first-time pass to Danilo D’Ambrosio went […]

    4 years ago

  • You’re Paul Pogba. Choose your next club

    You’re Paul Pogba. Choose your next club

    Decision time. Well, Paul Pogba, the time has come. It’s been clear for *at least* a couple of months/years now that your future lies away from Manchester United. With your name rarely sliding out of the transfer gossip columns in recent weeks, it’s time to put the rumours to bed and settle this once and […]

    4 years ago

  • Anthony Gordon makes feelings known on non-penalty after Liverpool defeat

    Anthony Gordon makes feelings known on non-penalty after Liverpool defeat

    The emojis say it all Everton’s Anthony Gordon took to Twitter to express his frustration at the decision not to award his side a penalty in Sunday’s Merseyside defeat to Liverpool. Gordon put in an impressive performance for Frank Lampard’s relegation-threatened side at Anfield and was the subject of two penalty appeals either side of […]

    4 years ago

  • Mauricio Pochettino to be replaced by Antonio Conte at PSG, reports claim

    Mauricio Pochettino to be replaced by Antonio Conte at PSG, reports claim

    PSG are reportedly set to part ways with Pochettino Paris Saint-Germain are reportedly on the brink of parting ways with Mauricio Pochettino, with Tottenham boss Antonio Conte said to be posed to replace him as the new PSG manager. PSG reclaimed the Ligue 1 title over the weekend after a 1-1 draw at home to […]

    4 years ago

  • Harry Maguire was ‘told to quit Man United’ during bomb threat

    Harry Maguire was ‘told to quit Man United’ during bomb threat

    Maguire was given 72 hours to quit United by crazed ‘fan.’ A Manchester United ‘fan’ reportedly told club captain Harry Maguire that bombs would be detonated at his home if he did not leave the club within 72 hours. Maguire has been the subject of intense scrutiny from some elements of United’s support in recent […]

    4 years ago

  • Police dog slips lead, takes football and causes chaos at Brazilian final

    Police dog slips lead, takes football and causes chaos at Brazilian final

    Magnificent stuff. The first leg of Brazil’s Campeonato Pernambucano final was – as a lot of finals tend to be – a tense affair. Fortunately, thanks to an unexpected intervention from a police dog, those in attendance had something to take their mind of the football for a couple of minutes. Retro had taken a […]

    4 years ago

  • Mohamed Salah clarifies ‘make it easy’ comments after Man United mauling

    Mohamed Salah clarifies ‘make it easy’ comments after Man United mauling

    Salah has explained he was not being disrespectful in his post-match interview. Mo Salah has moved to clarify comments he made after Liverpool’s 4-0 win over Manchester United on Tuesday after some viewers mistakenly believed they were about United’s players. Salah scored twice as Liverpool strolled to a comfortable victory over their rivals at Anfield, […]

    4 years ago

  • Man City agree £500,000-a-week deal with Erling Haaland representatives

    Man City agree £500,000-a-week deal with Erling Haaland representatives

    Haaland’s move to City could be finalised as soon as next week Manchester City have taken a significant step in their pursuit of Erling Haaland, reportedly reaching an agreement with the Norwegian’s representatives which will see him become the best-paid player in the Premier League. According to the Daily Mail, City have offered a contract […]

    4 years ago

  • Defiant Wayne Rooney addresses Derby fans at training ground after relegation

    Defiant Wayne Rooney addresses Derby fans at training ground after relegation

    ‘Now we’ll plan to make sure this club comes back…’ Wayne Rooney was applauded by supporters of Derby County on Monday evening after he and his players stopped to speak to them after the club’s relegation from the Championship was confirmed. A 1-0 defeat for Derby away to QPR coupled with Reading coming back from […]

    4 years ago

  • Ravel Morrison letter after Man United debut left Alex Ferguson ‘gobsmacked’

    Ravel Morrison letter after Man United debut left Alex Ferguson ‘gobsmacked’

    ‘The boy had a good heart, he was just beaten by his background’ As he progressed through Manchester United’s youth ranks, Ravel Morrison was widely tipped to become a future star at Old Trafford. A member of the youth team which won the FA Youth Cup in 2011, featuring alongside Paul Pogba and Jesse Lingard, […]

    4 years ago

  • Borussia Dortmund’s Gio Reyna leaves pitch in tears after latest injury

    Borussia Dortmund’s Gio Reyna leaves pitch in tears after latest injury

    Reyna couldn’t hide his emotion after another injury setback Gio Reyna left the field in tears after suffering another injury setback in Borussia Dortmund’s Bundesliga game with VfB Stuttgart on Friday evening. With only a minute played of the game in Baden-Württemberg, Reyna was seen clutching his hamstring after pulling up during a short sprint. […]

    4 years ago

  • Alphonso Davies questions why Harry Maguire is captain over Cristiano Ronaldo

    Alphonso Davies questions why Harry Maguire is captain over Cristiano Ronaldo

    ‘You are Ronaldo, one of the greatest players ever, and what’s his name is your captain?’ Bayern Munich’s Alphonso Davies has questioned why Harry Maguire is the captain of Manchester United instead of Cristiano Ronaldo. Maguire has received heavy criticism for his performances throughout the season, which United will end without a trophy and – […]

    4 years ago

  • Erik ten Hag ‘wants two major guarantees’ before becoming Man United boss

    Erik ten Hag ‘wants two major guarantees’ before becoming Man United boss

    Done deal. Nearly. After weeks of speculation, Erik ten Hag looks set to become the next Manchester United manager. Several reports on Tuesday claim that United’s hierarchy have now decided Ten Hag is the man to lead them forward. After holding discussions with several candidates over the course of the past few weeks. Though the […]

    4 years ago

  • Cristiano Ronaldo responds to ‘jealous’ Wayne Rooney on Instagram

    Cristiano Ronaldo responds to ‘jealous’ Wayne Rooney on Instagram

    Ronaldo appears unimpressed with Rooney’s comments about his return to Old Trafford. Cristiano Ronaldo has accused Wayne Rooney of being ‘jealous’ on Instagram after his former Manchester United teammate gave an honest assessment of his return to Old Trafford. Ronaldo rejoined United at the start of the season, 13 years after leaving for Real Madrid. […]

    4 years ago

  • Matt Le Tissier steps down from Southampton role after Ukraine tweet

    Matt Le Tissier steps down from Southampton role after Ukraine tweet

    ‘My views are my own and always have been…’ Former footballer Matt Le Tissier has announced he is to step down from his role as an ambassador for Southampton Football Club. Le Tissier posted a tweet on Tuesday which suggested media manipulation in the reporting of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, specifically in relation to the […]

    4 years ago

  • Steve McClaren could return to Manchester United with Erik ten Hag

    Steve McClaren could return to Manchester United with Erik ten Hag

    McClaren could be assistant to Erik ten Hag. Steve McClaren could make a surprise return to Manchester United as Erik ten Hag’s assistant, over 20 years after he left his position Alex Ferguson’s No 2. United have recently spoken to Ten Hag as they step up their pursuit of a permanent successor to Ole Gunnar […]

    4 years ago

  • Peter Crouch sold new Aston Martin car because of Roy Keane meeting

    Peter Crouch sold new Aston Martin car because of Roy Keane meeting

    ‘I sold the Aston Martin the next day. A £25,000 hit on it… All because of Roy Keane’ By his own admission, Peter Crouch’s move from Southampton to Liverpool in the summer of 2005 had gone to his head, with the England international treating himself to a new car – an Aston Martin – after […]

    4 years ago

  • Gary Neville suspects new Man United manager could be named this week

    Gary Neville suspects new Man United manager could be named this week

    Neville gave another blunt assessment of the club after United’s lacklustre draw with Leciester. Gary Neville says he suspects Manchester United’s next manager could be named in the coming days after his former club turned in another lacklustre home performance against Leicester on Saturday afternoon. Erik ten Hag and Mauricio Pochettino have been strongly linked […]

    4 years ago

  • The FootballJOE Qatar World Cup 2022 Geography Quiz

    The FootballJOE Qatar World Cup 2022 Geography Quiz

    Calling all geography nerds. So, this Qatar World Cup really is happening then. Though we appreciate it probably won’t fully take your minds off the fact that the tournament is as clear a sign as any that football has well and truly sold its soul, here is a quiz to at least pass away a […]

    4 years ago

  • How Lionel Messi was signed for Barcelona on a paper napkin

    How Lionel Messi was signed for Barcelona on a paper napkin

    Messi’s time at Barcelona began with a contract scrawled on a napkin In 778 appearances, Lionel Messi scored a staggering 672 goals for Barcelona, propelling them to the most successful period in their storied history. His long association with the club, however, may never have come to be. Were it not for a few hastily […]

    4 years ago

  • Luis Enrique insists he’s ‘given his word’ as Man United links intensify

    Luis Enrique insists he’s ‘given his word’ as Man United links intensify

    ‘I have given my word.’ Luis Enrique has opened the door to the possibility of becoming the next manager of Manchester United, but only after the World Cup in Qatar. Man United have recently stepped up the process of recruiting a permanent successor to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, with Ajax boss Erik ten Hag and Mauricio […]

    4 years ago

  • Saudi Arabia Grand Prix to go ahead despite missile strike after F1 drivers agree to race

    Saudi Arabia Grand Prix to go ahead despite missile strike after F1 drivers agree to race

    A missile struck an oil facility near the Jeddah race track on Friday This weekend’s Saudi Arabian Grand Prix will go ahead after Formula 1 drivers agreed to race – despite security concerns following a missile attack near the Jeddah circuit. Four-hour meetings between drivers and senior race figures were staged on Friday night, running […]

    4 years ago

  • Liverpool vs Man City: Train farce a reminder that Wembley semis simply don’t make sense

    Liverpool vs Man City: Train farce a reminder that Wembley semis simply don’t make sense

    ‘The game is, and always will be, for fans…’ Last year, just as newly unveiled plans for a European Super League began to crack and disintegrate, the Football Association released a short statement. In response to the fierce supporter protests which followed the announcement of the breakaway league, several English clubs had reconsidered and hastily […]

    4 years ago

  • Man United one of three major options for Erik ten Hag

    Man United one of three major options for Erik ten Hag

    ‘There are three major options for ten Hag. United is only one of them.” Erik ten Hag has offers from two other major European clubs, despite intensifying speculation that the Ajax manager is poised to become Manchester United’s next manager. Ten Hag is reported to have held positive talks with United over replacing interim manager […]

    4 years ago

  • Chelsea fans can buy tickets for Real Madrid home leg and FA Cup semi-final

    Chelsea fans can buy tickets for Real Madrid home leg and FA Cup semi-final

    The government have amended the terms of Chelsea’s special operating licence. Chelsea fans will now be able to purchase tickets for their side’s Champions League tie with Real Madrid and the FA Cup semi-final against Crystal Palace. According to terms of the licence issued to the Premier League club by the government in the wake […]

    4 years ago

  • Quiz: Name every team Ronaldinho scored against in the Champions League

    Quiz: Name every team Ronaldinho scored against in the Champions League

    Name all the clubs Ronaldinho scored against in the Champions League goals. Rarely has a player looked so undaunted and completely at home on the Champions League stage as Ronaldinho. Though his star may not have shone at the very top of European football for quite as long as some of us would have liked, […]

    4 years ago

  • Steven Gerrard hits back at Bukayo Saka after Aston Villa complaints

    Steven Gerrard hits back at Bukayo Saka after Aston Villa complaints

    Arsenal took a huge step towards a Champions League return. Ashley Young has claimed Arsenal’s players celebrated as if they had won the league following their victory against Aston Villa on Saturday afternoon. While Villa manager Steven Gerrard told Bukayo Saka to accept that physicality is a part of English football. After losing at home […]

    4 years ago

  • Manchester City replace Barcelona at top of football’s revenue rich list

    Manchester City replace Barcelona at top of football’s revenue rich list

    City are only the fourth club to ever top the list Manchester City have been named the highest revenue-generating football club in the world by Deloitte for the 2020/21 season – the first time in their history they have topped the list. The Premier League side were sixth in last year’s edition of the list […]

    4 years ago

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