We investigate the Stranger Things happening at Manchester United

Alan Pardew embarrasses himself on television by doing an ‘Ian Rush’

Gary Lineker praised for his cutting response to anti-refugee tweet

Poor Brian Kidd mocked for dressing identically to Pep Guardiola

This Liverpool-Manchester United conspiracy theory is spreading like wildfire

Steve Bruce reveals that Alex Ferguson stopped him playing for Ireland at USA ’94

Sky viewers impressed with Aston Villa bound Steve Bruce’s dramatic weight loss

A thorough analysis of Jurgen Klopp’s first year of Anfield hugs

Liverpool fans are comparing Roberto Firmino’s ridiculous new look to Ross Geller

Aleksandar Mitrovic’s ‘sleeper hold’ celebration on Dwight Gayle after stoppage time winner is pure WWE

Watch: Emotional Sam Allardyce blames ‘entrapment’ as his England dream goes up in smoke

15 times that football and David Brent combined to create Vine gold

Chelsea fans turn on ‘f**kboy’ Courtois and admit selling Cech was a huge mistake

Is Liverpool’s Loris Karius Schrödinger’s goalkeeper?

N’Golo Kante is mocked mercilessly as Chelsea slump to Arsenal defeat

It looks like Jamie Vardy mouthed something very x-rated indeed to referee Mike Dean

Michael Carrick joins long list of footballers who have adopted the local accent

Six new roles for Wayne Rooney that make as much sense as holding midfielder

Beautiful moment as Alistair Brownlee saves brother near finish line and helps him complete race

Fed up Pep Guardiola replies with ‘What da f**k?’ when asked if he can win quadruple

Why won’t television pundits acknowledge Wayne Rooney’s poor form?

Manchester United fans aim fury at Wayne Rooney after Watford defeat

Arsenal fans angry about Paul Pogba following Granit Xhaka wonder strike

People are already predicting that Manchester City will match Arsenal’s Invincibles

We need to talk about Kevin De Bruyne

Michelle Keegan makes embarrassing football gaffe on live television

Chelsea and Manchester United covet Antoine Griezmann and the fatal pursuit of happiness

Behold! Georginio Wijnaldum’s amazing ball-appearing-from-nowhere magic trick!

We asked you who Conor McGregor looks like with his new specs and the suggestions are glorious

Arsenal supporter shares footage of ‘classless’ fans booing Wenger during charity game

Sky Sports reporter takes no s**t from member of the public on deadline day

Barcelona kids melt hearts by consoling crying losing team

Why Manchester United are betraying their youngsters by signing big name stars

Angry Arsenal employee claims to have resigned to not be a ‘burden’ to Arsene Wenger anymore

Arsenal fans lose their shit as Liverpool enter into talks to sign Shkodran Mustafi

Ellen DeGeneres receives a lot of backlash over Usain Bolt-inspired Twitter gag

A lot of people are convinced Robbie Savage and John Hartson genuinely hate each other

WATCH: Painful moment proves Thierry Henry has lost all his ‘Va Va Voom’ cool

Sky Sports are to begin broadcasting Soccer Saturday live on Facebook and YouTube

Some male viewers are struggling to cope with TWO women on SSN at the SAME time

Manchester United’s next big academy prospect scores impudent goal against Barcelona

Everton supporters claim ‘good riddance’ to ‘overrated’ John Stones

WATCH: Paul Pogba’s first interview after Manchester United return

VIDEO: Jeff Stelling talks about Friday Night Football with Rachel Riley

Some people are thoroughly pissed off that Rachel Riley has joined Sky Sports

L’Equipe seem to think Liverpool fans will be happy about Paul Pogba rejoining Manchester United

Manchester United are raving about their ‘New Vidic’ Eric Bailly

Tunnel footage shows Luis Suarez taking the Mickey out of Roberto Firmino’s hair at Wembley

Fans react to news that Rachel Riley will be presenting Premier League football on Sky

Arsenal fans are freaking out over Robert Pires’ badass new look