Manchester United can’t keep blaming the coronavirus pandemic when all the clubs around them are busy doing incredibly shrewd business.

5 years ago

Take the test to decide which club Lionel Messi will be leaving Barcelona for. Choose wisely – the destiny of the greatest player of all time is at stake.

6 years ago

Saturday will be remembered as the ‘Aubameyang final’, but it was Emiliano Martinez’s tears that captured something more profound.

6 years ago

‘Stick to football’ stinks of ignorance. It is the three-word refuge of the triumphantly stupid. What you’re saying when you reply with ‘stick to football’ is (a) your natural sporting talent automatically negates you having any opinion or point of view that falls outside the remit of your athletic vocation; and (b) I’m a stupid […]

6 years ago

“In a grossly unjustified and ignorant attack on Moise Kean’s character, Souness made a series of needless innuendos about how and why the Italian ended up at Goodison Park.”

7 years ago

Manchester United have had half a good summer They have gone a long way to addressing the defensive weaknesses in the team with the signings of Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Harry Maguire. Not only are both marked upgrades on previous first-choice options, but they are objectively outstanding at what they do, experienced in the Premier League, […]

7 years ago

Friendly ire Let’s be honest. If you’re not reading too much into pre-season friendlies, you’re not doing it right. It may only feel like yesterday since the Women’s World Cup ended, and the day before yesterday since the Champions League final (I forget who won it), but the sight of glistening players taking a drinks […]

7 years ago

When Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web, Patrice Evra doing unsanitary things to raw chicken probably wasn’t what he had in mind. That said, he has always espoused the virtues of diversity of thought and expression, so who knows? A former French international salivating all over an unlucky ex-clucker may not advance human thought […]

7 years ago

Stop being weird, weirdos

8 years ago

If you’re feeling like a winner, stomp your feet!

8 years ago

Forget ‘Oh mane, mane’ – this guy is special

8 years ago

We could see the ‘Ox effect’ with Sanchez. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was a bit part player at Arsenal who never truly lived up to the potential he showed at Southampton. In fact, more often than not, he could be maddeningly erratic. His embryonic Liverpool career has seen a noticeable change in his play. His more direct, […]

8 years ago

Is yet another expensive ‘marquee’ signing the answer though?

8 years ago

Bullet dodged, it seems?

8 years ago

This is how the next nine months will go

8 years ago

Everton supporters have identified the man to lead them to glory

9 years ago

You wot mate?

9 years ago

He doesn’t care that it’s a friendly for charity

9 years ago

Marcus Mumford: “How much are you worth?” Mourinho: “I don’t accept if it is not £1 more than Neymar.”

9 years ago

He’s still a magician and still a Liverpool player. Salah, Sane and Firmino will destroy teams with Coutinho behind them.

9 years ago

Judge for yourself – If this was a prank call, well played.

9 years ago

Poor Phil…

9 years ago

Wow. Just…wow.

9 years ago

What a signing

9 years ago

The steward alleges that he was hit.

9 years ago

What the f**k did we just see?

9 years ago

Cherry on top of the cake for this transfer window

9 years ago

Did you notice this?

9 years ago

They really are taking the piss

9 years ago

Anthony Martial fans needn’t worry – this makes far more sense.

9 years ago

Holy crap! This is sensational

9 years ago

FFS. Not another injury.

9 years ago

Who needs Virgil van Dijk?

9 years ago

This won’t go down well on Merseyside

9 years ago

Suddenly it all makes sense…

9 years ago

The Coutinho question will say a lot about Liverpool’s ambitions and standing

9 years ago

Whoa. We see what they mean

9 years ago

This doesn’t look good

9 years ago

Oh bore off Cristiano.

9 years ago

We’ll miss this glorious hair

9 years ago

This looks horrific.

9 years ago

Was bound to happen

9 years ago

These are the latest sky reports

9 years ago

Brilliant!

9 years ago

Old Trafford bound

9 years ago

WOW.

9 years ago

‘Cowell, Cowell, sign him up…’

9 years ago

It’s still very smart, but obviously different

9 years ago

He’s gone ‘full Pep’.

9 years ago

What the hell is he thinking? Shave it all off!

9 years ago