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04th Sep 2018

The argument every club WhatsApp group is having right now

Conan Doherty

The Irish are masters in passive aggressive communication.

Most of us would do anything to avoid conflict but it’s not healthy to keep things in. That’s why WhatsApp groups were invented.

You have an opportunity to air your grievance but you can direct it at no-one really so you don’t have to worry about anyone coming back at you.

GAA groups are a bloody nightmare these days.

1. The one who can count

He lets his emojis do the talking.

2. The one who hates the college guys

3. The other lads who hate the college guys

4. The college one who bites

But he uses a cunning emoji to pretend like he’s above this whole debate.

5. The burn

6. The one taking it thick

7. The war of the dot dot dot…

8. More jibes, but indirectly

9. Other clubs always do things better

10. The college boy who doesn’t give a f**k

And his firm full stop will tell you that.

11. The sub who is feeling threatened

12. The wee w*nker

13. The arse-lick

14. The disgruntled lot have their way in

Sometimes, three dots just aren’t enough.

15. It’s just awkward for everyone involved now

16. The idle threats

17. Let it go

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