Michael Owen on Anthony Martial: “He’s not taking my breath away”

VIDEO: TUF 22 competitor once choked out an aggressive bully in a restaurant

Victor Anichebe is not one bit happy about being refused a picture with Game of Thrones stars

PIC: We’re no doctors but we reckon Roy Nelson just might have broken his hand at the weekend

VIDEO: Usain Bolt has never looked happier than in this Miami strip club (NSFW)

Impressive stat shows just how important Juan Mata is to Manchester United

UFC legend BJ Penn claims he’ll come out of retirement for one fight only

VIDEO: Nobody freak out but Anderson actually scored a real life goal last night

WATCH: Coach McGregor gets a little more technical in The Ultimate Fighter gym

How did Conor McGregor’s Team Europe fare on the fourth episode of The Ultimate Fighter? [SPOILER]

PICS: Ireland U17 international Marcus Agyei-Tabi spotted training with Arsenal first team

Manchester United will allow Victor Valdes to leave for free on one condition

PICS: The Tongan squad have spent a ridiculous amount of time in Nandos since arriving in the UK

PIC: Hamburg have only gone and produced the greatest team photo of all time

VIDEO: Not even a sprint start gave this furious player a chance over the hardest linesman ever

VIDEO: Football reporter gets hit by a car live on air… luckily it had no real speed

VIDEO: 10 quickfire questions with UFC Dublin’s Cathal Pendred

Celtic’s Leigh Griffiths punished for “f**king refugee” song about Hearts player

VIDEO: You’re not going to see a stranger penalty than this conceded all season

VIDEO: Fingers crossed that Conor McGregor doesn’t injure himself with nighttime antics like this

A promise to Mrs Van Gaal means that it’s unlikely LVG will extend deal beyond 2017

Surely Eoin Reddan and Darren Cave are taking the mick with Johnny Sexton/One Direction claim

PICS: Juventus defender absolutely totals his Ferrari in alleged drink driving accident

PIC: Malmo have narrowed their pitch considerably for the arrival of Real Madrid’s wide men

VIDEO: A Neymar lookalike is mauling the face off gullible young women in London

37-year-old Gianluigi Buffon sounds hopeful that he will end his career in the Premier League

No rest for the Welsh as Warren Gatland names strongest side available for Fiji clash

VIDEO: Danish striker scores 94th minute penalty and finds the nearest pint to get down him

VIDEO: Female golfer was confident she could backflip into a bunker. She shouldn’t have been

WATCH: Mental scenes as Brazilian referee pulls gun on a player who attacked him

VIDEO: Be prepared to take on the world as NFL coach delivers one of sport’s greatest speeches

PICS: Model tries to embarrass Ezequiel Lavezzi by releasing pictures of him in a thong

Jamie Carragher believes that only one Premier League striker is better than Daniel Sturridge

Louis van Gaal making Victor Valdes’ life a nightmare with humiliating training ground rules

VIDEO: Gary Neville would add two names to Alex Ferguson’s list of world class players

PICS: Sao Paulo players took to the pitch with dogs at the weekend to promote a great cause

STATS: Under-the-radar Lucas had the game of his life against Aston Villa

So, what’s all this about the possibility of seeing skateboarding at the 2020 Olympics?

VIDEO: Dutch footballer losing sight of the ball in the sun is way funnier than it should be

Former Ireland midfielder appointed Brentford manager after Dijkhuizen sacking

SportsJOE’s Monday Morning Awards: Some star performers from an altogether average event

VIDEO: Robbie Keane and Steven Gerrard both on target to end Galaxy’s MLS goal drought

England camp accused of spying on Australia’s training as photographer chased away

VIDEO: Zlatan Ibrahimovic really had to restrain himself from sinking in a rear naked choke

Louis van Gaal reveals what he said to Old Trafford security guy at full time of Sunderland game

Romania have faced both Ireland and France but who is their coach tipping for success?

VIDEO: Utah’s fake fair catch caught out the opposition, the cameraman and probably you

WATCH: Brutal knee below the belt at UFC Japan will shake you to your very core

VIDEO: Sebastian Giovinco is doing some pretty special stuff in MLS

Conor McGregor vaguely responds to Diego Brandao’s call-out at UFC Japan