VIDEO: Jose Mourinho in lighthearted shocker, pulling a prank at his Chelsea press conference

Westmeath GAA ban everyone from their pitches at half time for health and safety reasons

Ashley Young says a bird didn’t poop in his mouth despite a video of a bird pooping in his mouth

Manchester United and Bayern Munich reeling out the legends for Old Trafford charity game

Vine: Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates his assist so wildly it’s almost as if he scored it

SportsJOE’s one-word player ratings: Real strike late to break Atletico resistance and curse

VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo proudly gives spine-tingling rendition of… the Champions League anthem

PIC: Paul McGrath auctioning off delicious retro Second Captains jersey for charity

VIDEO: Mouthwatering 26-pass Bayern Munich team goal shows Pep Guardiola has gone nowhere

VIDEO: Andres Iniesta single-handedly destroys PSG team for Barcelona’s opening goal

Manchester United top the Premier League wage bill but still hammering City and Chelsea in profits

VIDEO: The NBA’s official top 10 dunks of the season are a frightening watch

10 Ed Sheeran songs that best describe these Irish sporting dramas

17 examples of the difference between what footballers tweet and what they actually mean

Six key battles (and a Tom Cleverley match-up) that will decide the Liverpool and Aston Villa FA Cup semi

PIC: Division Five corner forward in Carlow takes GAA fashion to a whole new level by wearing jeans

17 stages of being a Premier League manager portrayed by Tim Sherwood and Brendan Rodgers

VIDEO: UFC fighter Lyoto Machida knows how to unload an unholy amount of sweat for cutting weight

VIDEO: Tim Sherwood received Twix bars as a win bonus and advises manager wannabes not to throw gilets

Brian Darby rubbishes notion that GAA players give up their lives, he wouldn’t have it any other way

The salary of an AFL player is pretty nice and the Irish are being well looked after

France looking to spoil Ireland’s World Cup hopes… again

VIDEO: College baseball player flips over wall to produce the most outrageous home run-robbing catch

PIC: Jamie Carragher is pleading with Luis Suarez to come back to Liverpool because it “makes sense”

PIC: College American Football team honour Father Ted on their helmets

SportsJOE’s one-word player ratings: How Real and Atletico fared in their Champions League derby

Chelsea on the brink of signing 19-year-old Brazilian wonder kid, medical taking place in London

Let’s get these boys in a Premier League Olympics 100m sprint to decide once and for all who’s the fastest

British sprinter challenges Hector Bellerin and Theo Walcott to £30,000 race

VIDEO: Tim Krul denies that he congratulated Jermain Defoe, he said he was a lucky so and so

Gaelic Football has risen from the dead but here are nine rule changes the GAA must* look at

The training diary of a modern day inter-county GAA footballer compared with an AFL player

PIC: David Luiz loses the Sideshow Bob look and goes all Homer Simpson for April Fools’ Day

VIDEO: The slow-mo of Steph Curry’s ridiculous double crossover leaving player on his backside is unreal

VIDEO: “All the trips combined, this blows them away” – McGregor, Aldo, and Dana recap on Dublin

VIDEO: Former USA striker gets hustled by undercover 13-year-old ping pong gem in April Fools’ prank

Raheem Sterling turns down new Liverpool contract and opens up about his future

VIDEO: Jose Aldo getting into the swing of Dublin life by riding a rickshaw around

Ryan McCluskey wants soccer-style county call-ups to help fixtures but says no to intermediate championship

If Joe Brolly thinks entertainment is Derry being destroyed, f**k off behind closed doors and watch Dublin’s shooting practice

PIC: Andros Townsend wasted no time in rubbing his England goal into Paul Merson’s face

VIDEO: Jozy Altidore tells the referee what’s what, the ref tells him what’s what with a red card

PIC: The statue of David Silva erected in his home town portrays him as an old man struggling to walk

Touch of class from German FA who sent a letter of thanks to international outcast Kevin Kuranyi

VIDEO: The hysterical fan footage of Shane Long’s injury time goal is absolutely brilliant

VIDEO: Do not fall asleep on the Fermanagh team bus. They will take the piss out of you

Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal is labelled ‘scum’ by former Barcelona player

POLL: Would you rather win doing whatever it takes or lose playing entertaining football?

VIDEO: Belgian U19 lobs the ‘keeper from his own half with a strike Beckham could only dream of

Transfer talk: Arsenal gunning for Raheem Sterling and Hummels says he wants to leave Dortmund