Without rules, society falls apart.
That’s probably the rationale behind Gary Locke’s ruling with an iron fist when he spots a lack of flip-flops.
The new Kilmarnock boss has quite the list of activities that will not be tolerated under his watchful eye at Rugby Park.
A cheeky wee in the shower will set the weaker bladders back a tenner, as will referring to the manager as “Lockie.”
The harshest fines come when Killie players miss a function or a team day out when they will be a whopping £100 out of pocked.
The photographer isn’t the biggest stickler for clarity so, for the benefit of all, here’s the list in full.
Late – £10
No Flip Flops – £10
Kit in Wrong Baskets – £10
Left Kit on Training Pitch – £10
Dirty Gear At Lunch – £10
Late For Treatment – £30
Fines Not Paid on Time – DOUBLED
No Show on Team Days Out – £100
Not Reporting Injuries – £20
Non Arrival Without Contact With Team Manager/Physio – £50
Non Arrival at Functions – £100
Pissing In The Shower – £10
No Show For Lunch – £20
Not Wearing Heart Rate Monitor – £10
Not Returning Heart Rate Monitor – £10
No Phones or Papers In The Physio Room – £10
Leave Boots In The Dry Room – £10
Calling Gaffer Lockie – £10
Not Signing Items In The Dressing Room – £10
Mobile Ringing In The Dressing Room – £10
H/t to TalkingBaws
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