Because John Harris drank four beers and ran a mile.
A sub five-minute mile.
The Australian recorded himself setting what looks to be an unofficial world record for the Beer Mile but we see no reason why he shouldn't be officially recognised as the champ.
Fellow countryman, James Nielsen, holds the official clocked record at 4:57 but Harris beat it by just under a second, coming in at 4:56.2.
The Beer Mile requires you to drink up before every quarter of a mile and then jog back off in the pace of a champion marathon runner.
Whatever happened to a nice pub?
Hey, it beats Lance Armstrong's grim attempt anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=29&v=Qe8RGKk2m4I
Another big weekend! Your ultimate Ireland TV guide to all of the weekend’s big sporting action is back. The Six Nations ends on Super Saturday, the Premier League is BACK, and there’s some bumper GAA football across the weekend. Enjoy yourselves, but enjoy yourselves by being disciplined… Football Friday 13th March Saturday 14th March Sunday […]
Another big weekend! Your ultimate Ireland TV guide to all of the weekend’s big sporting action is back. The Six Nations returns, Celtic and Rangers meet for the second time in a week, FA Cup takes centre stage, while the GAA is ever present. Cheltenham Free To Play Predictor: Receive €5 free bet each day […]
We go again! We are back with another Ireland TV guide for all the big sporting action this weekend. There are some huge fixtures across GAA and Football, and the return of the URC with a break week in the Six Nations. Best Irish betting offers right now – 18+, BeGambleAware Football Friday 27th February […]