Even officials can’t help themselves it would seem, as a linesman approached Haaland for his signature after last night’s match. Ok, we’ll admit, we’re all losing it slightly over Erling Haaland at the moment. Virtually every club under the sun would take him right now and even though he didn’t do too much last night […]

5 years ago

You’re Erling Haaland. Time to find out which club you should play for next Well, Erling Haaland. It’s time to make your mind up. Yes, your time at Borussia Dortmund has been brief, but each and every one of us knew this was only a temporary thing; a stepping stone to (perhaps) greater things elsewhere. […]

5 years ago

Chelsea are not on Haaland’s list. Incredibly, it’s barely been a year since Borussia Dortmund signed Erling Haaland. And yes, admittedly, quite a bit has happened in the world in the time since, but the prolific rate at which he’s rattled in the goals since arriving in the Bundesliga makes it feel like the big […]

5 years ago

Here we go again… Never mind another largely underwhelming transfer deadline day. Let’s focus on the stuff that *really* matters, shall we? Like this: Neymar and Borussia Dortmund continuing the ridiculously petty fallout from that Champions League encounter, nearly one whole year ago. For those of you who don’t remember it – and let’s face […]

5 years ago

Death. Taxes. Manchester United failing to sign Borussia Dortmund players The transfer window may have only just closed, but there’s absolutely zero danger of reports linking Manchester United with big money moves for Borussia Dortmund’s attacking talent drying up any time soon. While most of the focus over summer was on United’s doomed pursuit of […]

5 years ago

The youngster’s dad might not be too keen on the idea

8 years ago