There isn't a man, woman or child alive who doesn't love the velvet tones of David Attenborough.
Combine that delicate voice with football, and you have a perfect match.
The good folks at Talksport have done just that, and the results are absolutely fantastic.
Piecing together fragments of the great man's narration, they've managed to poke fun of John Terry's womanising, fair weather fans, Diego Costa's suspensions, and Jose Mourinho's, er, "gigantic testes".
The broadcastng giant goes on to reveal some fascinating facts about the manager, who can "produce gallons of sperm" at a time.
We never doubted it.
Feisty from Heimir. Heimir Hallgrimsson announced his Ireland squad earlier today, ahead of next week’s World Cup play-off semi-final against Czechia. There were four uncapped players named – Harvey Vale, James Abankwah, Bosun Lawal, Josh Keeley – with Lawal in with a good shot of getting a debut, following an injury to midfielder Josh Cullen. […]
Fans are puzzled. Heimir Hallgrimsson has announced his Ireland squad for the World Cup play-off semi-final against Czechia next Thursday. There was even more big news, with the manager revealing at the end of the press conference that he has signed a new contract until the end of the Euro 2028 campaign. Hallgrimsson stated that […]
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