Ten idiots with better career prospects than new Leeds United manager Garry Monk

Garry Monk is the new Leeds United manager.

Good for you, Gazza. The 11th man through the door at Elland Road in four years, there is more chance of Massimo Cellino being recognised by the League Managers' Association than the former Swansea boss making it to Christmas at "The Damned United" The volatile Italian goes through managers like the rest of us dispose of toothbrushes, so we wouldn't put much faith in Monk's one-year contract. We had a quick look at the excellent Darwin Awards to find 10 jobs with better career prospects than being the manager of Leeds United. Idiot barrelman https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/738191908695068672 Shark tamer https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/738072942236553217 Rocket man https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737978841638047744 Bail-balancer https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737787961757011968 Drunk buffer https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737637446968614912 Rodeo pitch invader https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737250877677948928 Crocodile creche owner https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/736938609484386304 Junk yard stuntman https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/736568723268587521 Weak-armed team builders https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/735894260180996096 Firework fighter https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/734859419272503296 Best of luck Garry!