If these 38 Father Ted characters were modern day sportspeople, who would they be?

Father Dougal McGuire: Chris Kamara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jxvt3c7cGA "I don't know, Jeff." Father Jack Hackett: Eamon Dunphy That would be an ecumenical matter. Bishop Len Brennan: Nigel Pearson Father Dick Byrne: Jose Mourinho "I AM going to win again, Ted." Father Jim Johnson: George Hook Dunphy wannabe. Father Noel Furlong: Robbie Savage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPnBCwLwt_s Father Larry Duff: Jack Wilshere Father Paul Stone: Remi Garde "No, fine."   Father Austin Purcell: Gary Lineker "What's your favourite type of envelope?" Father Todd Unctious: Glenn Hoddle Why are you even here? Father Fintan Fay: Tim Sherwood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl1-sCbhnkk No-one understands it. Everyone loves it. Father Billy O'Dwyer: Paul Scholes Change the record. Father Liam Finnegan: Alberto Moreno Leave the dancing to the pros. Father Tiernan, Father Rafter, Father Cafferty, Father Leonard: Tony Pulis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIX5JgOCSoY https://twitter.com/Oddschanger/status/556442645313388544 The VT that saved the day during Sky Sports News' evacuation. Father Damo Lennon: Jack Grealish Separated at birth. Father Frosty Frost: Roberto Martinez "Everton players on international duty Father Damien, Roberto Father Frost said you're to come home immediately." Father Walton: Richard Keys "God, a stage 12. I never thought I'd see one." Father Joe Briefly: Raheem Sterling "I think I should get the parachute because I'm great. In fact, I think I should get both parachutes... in case one of them doesn't work." Father Cave and Father Gallagher: Roy Keane and Martin O'Neill after their celebration hugs "I don't want the parachute, give it to him." Father Ted Crilly: Harry Redknapp "That money was just resting in my account." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBsI7RAuvk Father Liam Deliverance: Liam Brady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmrkaqwUfg I could've gotten you a great Italian manager for twice the price. Father Barty Dunne: Paul Merson - How long was the car journey? - FOUR HOURS. Father Mackie: Sam Allardyce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TgCkTVtjHU I could've managed Real Madrid or Manchester United. Father Jose Fernandez: Charlie Nicholas   Father Seamus Fitzpatrick: Brendan Rodgers Father Kevin: Ronda Rousey It's going to be okay. Father Brian Eno: David Moyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ00zZbfxd4 Because no-one cares. Father Dereck Beeching: Louis van Gaal Is there anything to be said for another sideways pass? Father Clarke: Joe Brolly "Speaking of masses, there was a time there at the.. ah.. Moscow Olympics." Father Jessup: Mark Lawrenson "No, we came down by southern Yemen..." Father Buzz Cagney: Conor McGregor Father Nick: Daniel Sturridge "So there's no way he's able to play..." Father Romeo Sensini: Andrea Pirlo "Drinks only very, very fine wine." Father Deegan: Simon Mignolet "There's just no way out. They're going to get us! They're going to catch us." Father Cleary: Andy Gray "It's my stupid fault for messing with the bras." Father Fitzgerald: Michael Owen "I've an awful dreary, monotonous voice." Father Reilly: Pat Spillane "Ted, were you looking for a dramatic, exciting voice?" Father Fintan Stack: Roy Keane