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10th May 2016
06:00pm BST

Pablo became the Hammer’s MVP over the years before getting bored and going to the Charleston Athletes when he was real old.
Making Pablo Di Canio and the rest of the guys look like a bunch of dumbass fat kids that can’t even make it through gym class without getting real sick, former USMNT star Spector was a hero of the guys down at the Tool Shack.
The Chicken Shack
The bleachers in the east side of the stadium were once known as the Chicken Shack, named after the humongous fried chicken restaurant that fans could go get some food from if they got the munchies during the game.
England Soccer Club won the World Cup
Back in the summer of '69, a Three Lines side made entirely of Westside Hammers soccer players became World Cup world champions of the world, beating Doucheland 4-2 at the Uptown Park Bowling Ground.
As a result, a statue of some of the guys that played soccer that day still stands outside the stadium.
To be honest, nobody knows why. Maybe it had something to do with that song the Westside Hammers fans sing about MJ's pet monkey.

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