The “English Freddy Adu” nears move to Major League Soccer
USA Soccer Guy on Rooney’s move to MLS
8 years ago
Soccer Guy
The “English Freddy Adu” nears move to Major League Soccer
USA Soccer Guy on Rooney’s move to MLS
8 years ago
USA Soccer Guy’s awesome Manchester derby pregame preview
One of the most eagerly anticipized soccer matches in the entire season
9 years ago
USA Soccer Guy’s pregame preview for Liver Pool Vs Manchester Unity
Two American-owned English soccer franchises meet tonight
10 years ago
USA Soccer Guy: Bob Bradley will make the Seaswans the winningest franchise in England
A new dawn for Seaswans
10 years ago
USA Soccer Guy’s guide to European World Championships
With the soccer season over in the the United Kingdom of Britain for now, EPL League soccer players would usually be heading off for their summer-time spring breaks round about now. But this summer things are different, with a whole bunch of real awesome soccer players unitifying for the European World Championships. The opening game of the […]
10 years ago
Louis Van Gogh gets his ass fired by the Manchester Unity
After a whole bunch of speculization, Louis van Gogh finally got his ass fired by the Manchester Unity after coaching them soccer for two years. Hired after coaching soccer to the Neverlands Soccer Club in the World Cup World Championships in 2014, he sucked at his job in the EPL League, even though he won […]
10 years ago
5 things Westside Hammers fans will remember about the Uptown Park Bowling Ground
Soon this place is gonna get smashed up
10 years ago
Five reasons that made Liechester’s Disney fairytale come true
Dreams come true, even if you’re a fan of a real lame-ass soccer franchise. Just take a look at what’s happened in the EPL League this year. After nearly getting their asses relegationized last time around, Liechester City Franchise Club proved that they’re the truth this year, winning the World Championship by doing real neat […]
10 years ago