League of Ireland player pens possibly the greatest retirement statement of all time

WATCH: James McClean’s little brother’s first goal for Derry City was an absolute beauty

PIC: Longford Town promptly delete bizarre anti-Daley Blind tweet

Stunning series of tweets from Longford Town player after he *forgot to show up for a cup match

PIC: Longford Town’s stewards have an ingenious way to test if you deserve a discount at the turnstiles