Current bid: €5.
If you are a Junior B hurling club anywhere in the country - but not Kilmallock - this could be the deal of the century.
A nifty-looking Limerick hurler has just gone up for sale on
Done Deal.
The details are as follows: 'Unreal hurler will move anywhere exept kilmallock will swap for good centre back.' [sic]

The latest bid is €5.
So far, in the SportsJOE office, we have cobbled together €3.46.
The best offer we found on our Facebook page was David Horan's - 'I'll swap a bull calf for him, can he pike bales??'
Hat-tip to Owen Treacy, who sent us the link on Facebook