We'd love to get a glimpse of the scouting reports at Manchester United.
Pace - DecentFinishing - ImpressiveHorniness - Irrepressible!
Apparently, Louis van Gaal has made a point of attempting to up the horny levels around Old Trafford which is a sentence we never thought we'd write.
The revelation came during a press conference ahead of United's home leg of their Europa League round of 32 clash with FC Midtjylland.
Van Gaal was asked about the need for 'desire' around the dressing room when he said "a lot of times, I use the word 'horny' to my players."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqfpDOZjF9E&feature=youtu.be
The Dutchman then turned towards an altogether uncomfortable Juan Mata for confirmation that he used the term.
Worth keeping a close eye on the front of the players' shorts on Thursday night.
This one is a toughie. We have yet another Irish-influenced Premier League quiz for you all. Can you name the Irish player with the most Premier League appearances for each of the current Premier League clubs. Good luck!
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