I look around and I see a lot of faces. Some creative. Some... not so creative.
If you give up on Fantasy Football like we do three weeks into the season, at least you always have a couple of witty names to run your eye over.
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We have over 2,000 poor souls already recruited into the league and we've been getting a good laugh at some of the team names registered. Some, genuine laughter. Some WTF laughter. Either way, we're laughing.
Here's a selection of our favourite and least favourite in no particular order:
Bacuna Matata
Game of Throw-ins
TheythinkitsallOzil
Wanyama's in Pyjamas
Lallana's in Pyjamas - pyjama party all round
Who ate all Depays
Tea and Busquets
Delph = Muppet - simple
Irish Bhoys FC
ABCDE FC
Teenage Ninja Skrtels
Benteketaka
We Kane do it - Christ
Flying Without Ings
Ings the Merciless
Lord of the Ings
Champs
Same Difference - is this an X Factor reference?
We are Leeds
Krul Runnings
Borussia Teeth
Father Ted Over 70s - it's Craggy Island Over 75s... *shakes head*
Vatican City FC
An Ecumenical Mata
St. Pio
Shane
YNWA
De Gea Bar
Sons of Pitches
Murder on Zidane's Floor
Slumdog Mignolet
Team Bring It - no, just no
FC Twente Bensons
HurriKane Cabaye
Baines on Toast
Tog Out Anyway
Rodallega Bombs
Feisty from Heimir. Heimir Hallgrimsson announced his Ireland squad earlier today, ahead of next week’s World Cup play-off semi-final against Czechia. There were four uncapped players named – Harvey Vale, James Abankwah, Bosun Lawal, Josh Keeley – with Lawal in with a good shot of getting a debut, following an injury to midfielder Josh Cullen. […]
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