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Published 13:50 17 Aug 2015 BST
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The two big Manchester teams recorded Premier League wins at the weekend. However, City's emphatic 3-0 victory over holders Chelsea was undoubtedly more impressive than United's 1-0 win away to Aston Villa.
However, the Red Devils may have had the last laugh, courtesy of the long arm of the law.
Following a robbery at a local Sports Direct Store, the Greater Manchester Police Urmston branch tweeted details of the crime. They explained that a lot of football jerseys were stolen but couldn't help themselves from capitolising on the situation to score a sly dig at City's expense.
https://twitter.com/GMPUrmston/status/633052747529588736 Wait a minute, does that mean they're implying United fans are thieves or nobody in their right mind would want a Man City shirt? I suppose it could be taken both ways. Well played. Hat-tip to Bleacher ReportFootball

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