The internet wasn't around when Eric Cantona produced that infamous kung fu-style kick but, by God, imagine.
He hardly escaped lightly without the attention of social media but that incident on January 25 back in 1995 would've sent the whole online world into complete and utter meltdown.
Here's how we imagine it would've went down that night.
1. Eric Cantona attacks a Crystal Palace fan
2. A journalist tweets quickly but he's missed something
3. Someone tweets what actually happened
4. The footage emerges
5. Blind United fans protest his innocence
6. Another journalist weighs in with his tuppence worth
7. Liverpool fans aren't going to let this one slide
8. A few random footballers who no-one really cares about are watching the game
9. A teenage Michael Owen gets involved
10. The official United account finally gets around to updating us and offers a bland recount
11. Some current affairs columnists aren't too happy with the chaos a football game is causing
12. Someone more opportunistic uses the commotion to wreck up old graves
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