We're not going to pretend like we know Stevenage's striking options too well.
But we think it's fair enough to presume that manager Teddy Sheringham would be knocking on the door to get into the starting XI.
The former Manchester United and Spurs front man proved that you simply don't forget how to strike a ball as he rocketed a shot into the top corner at Stevenage's training ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=13&v=CLygNxy1psU
Unable to play it cool Sheringham celebrated raucously, roaring at the cameraman "did you f**king get that or what?"
We reckon the poor lad would have been sacked if he hadn't pressed record.
This one is a toughie. We have yet another Irish-influenced Premier League quiz for you all. Can you name the Irish player with the most Premier League appearances for each of the current Premier League clubs. Good luck!
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