Chelsea v Manchester United: One-tweet player ratings

José Mourinho did not get the return he wanted at Stamford Bridge, and that's putting it mildly.

His Manchester United team conceded a first-minute opener to Chelsea winger Pedro after a mistake from Eric Bailly Daley Blind Chris Smalling David De Gea everyone, and Gary Cahill doubled the hosts' lead before half-time. Eden Hazard made it three just after the hour mark, and N'Golo Kanté rounded off the scoring by waltzing through the visitors' defence to find the net for the first time in the blue of Chelsea. The result saw Antonio Conte's team climb to within a point of league leaders Manchester City, who took only a point from their home meeting with Southampton. As poor as United were, Chelsea were very impressive. Here's how Twitter saw the performances from both sets of players. If you're a fan of Mourinho's team, this won't make very pleasant reading.

Chelsea

Thibaut Courtois

https://twitter.com/iamjoseh_/status/790225247505117184

Cesar Azpilicueta

https://twitter.com/edannhaz/status/790225771704881152

Gary Cahill

https://twitter.com/TBNSport/status/790212554870099968

David Luiz

https://twitter.com/brentmaximin/status/790216749157265410

Marcos Alonso

https://twitter.com/_BenWills/status/790213456125460483

Victor Moses

https://twitter.com/Chelsea_HQ/status/790215664510304256

N'Golo Kanté

https://twitter.com/ConteBeBothered/status/790220864142835712

Nemanja Matić

https://twitter.com/tanvinho/status/790227905036943360

Pedro

https://twitter.com/amadoit__/status/790218920074575872

Eden Hazard

https://twitter.com/Ankaman616/status/790213332397588485

Diego Costa

https://twitter.com/bifurcated_MBM/status/790209097287266304

Manchester United

David De Gea

https://twitter.com/jayjaffa/status/790228890677575680

Antonio Valencia

https://twitter.com/_Zeets/status/790208679962288128

Eric Bailly

https://twitter.com/RFFH/status/790224295326846977

Chris Smalling

https://twitter.com/LiamPaulCanning/status/790228600066834432

Daley Blind

https://twitter.com/kevinmccauley/status/790214326158299140

Marouane Fellaini

https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/790216645142872065

Ander Herrera

https://twitter.com/Chriswin4/status/790219311029846016

Paul Pogba

https://twitter.com/DboyMack/status/790231246039355392

Jesse Lingard

https://twitter.com/PaulGunning1/status/790227619052683264

Marcus Rashford

https://twitter.com/UncleBen_/status/790215853740527616

Zlatan Ibrahimović

https://twitter.com/bifurcated_MBM/status/790217319192662017

And while we're here, how about a word for the managers.

First, Antonio Conte

https://twitter.com/AshleyConnick/status/790227714766729218

And, last but not least, The Special One

https://twitter.com/eidur22official/status/790230636686696448 You can catch up on the latest episode of JOE's Football Friday Live right here...