Never refuse the chance to make a good Naked Gun reference.
It was Lt Frank Drebin of Police Squad that used the line first, but Nick Cummins is more than likely the first to use it in a post match interview.
His Western Force side defeated the Super Rugby champions, the Waratahs, at the weekend, and he had a pretty special way of articulating things after.
"You gotta be like a midget at the urinal, you gotta be on your toes"
Posted by Rugby Banter Page on Saturday, 9 May 2015
When asked just what it takes to beat the defending champs, Cummins said: "Basically you got to be like a midget in a urinal, you got to be on your toes for the whole bloody thing. Because for the first 20 they come out like Raging Bull, and they'll take your scone off if you're not bloody careful.
Further proof that Cummins is the most Australian man since Alf Stewart.
