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27th May 2015

We rank the 15 most awful UFC walkout shirts that nobody’s likely to miss

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Ben Kiely

Maybe this Reebok deal isn’t such a bad thing after all.

If you didn’t already know, the traditional UFC walkout shirt as we know it will be no more from UFC 189 onwards.

Under the terms of the UFC’s deal with Reebok, fighters will be forced to wear only Reebok apparel at every event during fight week, which includes their walkout to the Octagon.

We’ve already listed our top 15 walkout t-shirts in the promotion’s history, but now we present to you the 15 that made us want to projectile vomit with disgust after a single glance.

15. Matt Riddle – UFC 143

Inspired by one of those Texaco Children’s Art Competition entries they feature on the advert to show that anyone can enter, regardless of talent.

MAtt Riddle UFC 143

14. Duane Ludwig – UFC 146

It’s like Ludwig asked if he could have the clothing equivalent of a hangover shite, and Xtreme Couture answered with a resounding “yes”.

Duane Ludwig UFC 146

13. Frank Mir – UFC 119

Look at that vacant look on the two-time heavyweight champion. Even he knows he’s not able to pull this off.

Frank Mir UFC 119

12. TJ Dillashaw – UFC 177

Just one more, TJ? I’m fairly certain Joe Soto won’t be enough. You’ll probably have to fight Renan Barao again… and Raphael Assuncao… and the rest of the bantamweight division.

TJ Dillashaw UFC 177 1

 

11. Vitor Belfort – UFC Fight Night 32

You’re about to kick an MMA legend’s head into orbit, you shouldn’t be dressed like you’re taking part in the final stage of the G’iro d’Italia.

Vitor Belfort UFC Fight Nigght 32

10. Lyoto Machida – UFC 175

It looks more like gym gear, than “going to war” attire.

Lyoto MAchida UFC 175

9. BJ Penn – UFC 123

Who knows? Maybe it worked. Perhaps BJ Penn managed to blag his way into a few NASCAR events by disguising himself as one of the stock cars.

BJ Penn UFC 123

 

8. Anthony Njokuani – UFC 141

The illegitimate child of a death metal band t-shirt and a parakeet.

Anthony Njokuani UFC 141

7. Bobby Green – UFC on Fox 12

Blinding your opponent with your outfit before the fight is a severely underused tactic in MMA.

Bobby Green UFC 172

6. Ryan Bader – UFC 119

The difference between this shirt and War and Peace is that some people have actually managed to read all of Leo Tolstoy’s classic in one sitting.

Ryan Bader UFC 119

5. Lyoto Machida – UFC 104

Who ordered the puke shirt?

Lyoto Machida UFC 104

4. Cain Velasquez – UFC 104

The heavyweight champ had a lot of contenders for this list, but the one he donned at UFC 104 is hands down the gaudiest.

Cain Velasquez UFC 104

3. Rich Franklin – UFC 93

There’s a good reason why you don’t see a lot of brown and pink t-shirts these days.

Rich Franklin UFC 93

2. Demetrious Johnson – UFC 186

Screw you, Tommy! Donald Cerrone is the real Bud Light champ.

Demetrious Johnson UFC 186 1

1. James Toney – UFC 118

If you have a photo of yourself emblazoned on the front of your walkout shirt, you deserve to be knocked out by a 47-year-old man.

James Toney UFC 118

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