WATCH: Conor McGregor brutally beating dog-hating kangaroo makes us grateful for the internet’s existence

"They don't think like I think, they don't hop like I hop," Conor McGregor... didn't say that.

Three cheers for the internet! The information super highway is simple to use that your three-legged cat can frape you, yet how it actually works is so complex that if someone told this writer a wizard was responsible for making his emails deliver to the right address, he'd probably believe them. However, the wizard's wand at the centre of everything casts many different spells including the one that allows footage of a grown-man punching a kangaroo in the face after the marsupial had his dog in a headlock get shared around the world where it's seen by millions of eyes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw Just when you thought the veins on PETA members' necks couldn't bulge any more with rage causing a social injustice-induced aneurysm, a new version of the video starring UFC superstar Conor McGregor has emerged. Unlike the Australian man who merely boops the kangaroo on the nose before fleeing the scene like a chazzwazzer in a malonga gilderchuck, the Notorious finishes Kangaroo Jack with the same slick combination he used to dispatch of Eddie Alvarez and win that big-boy belt at UFC 205. https://twitter.com/rayrod747/status/807016800819023874 God bless the internet wizards.