Ranking the 34 home and away county jerseys with one word to describe each

Apologies in advance.

Listen, you probably won't agree with any of these but let's just get down to business. The new county jerseys for 2017 are looking absolutely glorious. 33 of them are produced by O'Neill's with Azzurri continuing their making of Waterford's strip. Wexford's new geansaí for the season hasn't yet been officially released but it was seen on the first game week of the National League. One final thing, not every county as of yet has an away shirt - for some, we've just showcased the 'keeper jersey. Here's our ranking of each team's get-up, taking into account both the home and away strips. 34. Fermanagh Home: Dull. Away: Grand. 33. Clare Home: Too. Away: Much.   32. Limerick Home: Chaos. Away: Ballsy.   31. Down Home: Committed. Away: Convicted. 30. Armagh Home: Inoffensive. Away: Offensive. 29. Louth Safe. 28. Laois Home: Relax. Away: Better. 27. Kilkenny Home: Classic. Away: Lazy. 26. Antrim Home: Mild. Away: Christ. 25. London Home: Improved. Away: Neater. 24. Westmeath Sponsor. 23. Longford Home: Presentable. Away: Decent. 22. Carlow Home: AFCON. Away: Slick. 21. Donegal Home: Divisive. Away: Interesting. 20. Meath Home: Taytoless Away: Blinding. 19. Offaly Home: Fearless. Away: Clean. 18. Wexford Grainy. 17. Leitrim Home: Stubborn. Away: Proud. 16. Kerry Home: Expected. Away: 2014. 15. Derry Home: Simple. Away: Effective. 14. Cork Home: Pleasant. Away: Mmmmm. 13. Tipperary Home: Tasty. Away: Overboard. 12. New York Home: Beautiful. Away: Imported. 11. Mayo Almost. 10. Monaghan Home: Breathless. Away: Gorgeous. 9. Kildare Home: Trusty. Away: Royal. 8. Wicklow Home: Fierce. Away: Stunning. 7. Galway Home: Super. Away: Orgasmic. 6. Cavan Home: Knees. Away: Buckling. 5. Roscommon Home: Delicious. Away: Salivating. 4. Waterford Home: Otherworldly. Away: Punching. 3. Dublin Home: Pristine. Away: Mouthwatering. 2. Tyrone Home: Oh. Away: Baby. 1. Sligo Home: Perfection. Away: Fulfilled.