There isn’t a man, woman or child alive who doesn’t love the velvet tones of David Attenborough.
Combine that delicate voice with football, and you have a perfect match.
The good folks at Talksport have done just that, and the results are absolutely fantastic.
Piecing together fragments of the great man’s narration, they’ve managed to poke fun of John Terry’s womanising, fair weather fans, Diego Costa’s suspensions, and Jose Mourinho’s, er, “gigantic testes”.
The broadcastng giant goes on to reveal some fascinating facts about the manager, who can “produce gallons of sperm” at a time.
We never doubted it.
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