You're more than likely pronouncing Manchester United's new signing's name incorrectly
We'll level with you.
We wouldn't blame you if, having read the headline, you're wondering if what you're about to read is a bit of a piss-take. It's not, honest...
Manchester United have completed their first major signing of the summer transfer window, Shakhtar Donetsk's Brazilian midfielder, Fred. This is a shortened version of his full name, Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos, although this hasn't stopped plenty of people from commenting on how un-Brazilian 'Fred' might sound.
I'll hold my judgement back on Fred until he's actually in the middle with Matic and Pogba. That said, Fred is a shite name for a Brazilian. Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos sounds better.
— James Stretford (@Jamesstretford) June 2, 2018
As it turns out, most of us have been pronouncing his abbreviated name incorrectly...
Now, we know what you're thinking: how the hell do you manage not say 'Fred' correctly?
Well, as pointed out by South American football expert Tim Vickery during the last World Cup four years ago, people in his homeland pronounce it very differently to English speakers.
With Brazil preparing to take on Chile in the last 16 stage of that tournament, an article in the Radio Times explained how football fans (and commentators) from these shores were almost certainly mispronouncing the names many of the then-host nation's players.
A different Fred (the former Lyon striker) was in Brazil's squad at the time, and Vickery explained that - along with Real Madrid's Marcelo and Chelsea' Willian - his name was one of those to be mispronounced by many English speakers.
Instead, he noted that the correct pronunciation would be “FRAY-zhee”.
Interesting, but will this make any of us change our ways? No, almost certainly not. We'll stick to regular Fred. As in Right Said.
Fred featured in Brazil's World Cup warm-up match with Croatia at Anfield over the weekend, appearing as a second-half substitute. He travelled to Manchester from Merseyside after the game in order to complete his medical with United, before the deal was confirmed on Tuesday.