Leaked Manchester United 2016/17 kit has two different shades of red but it is an absolute dream

Yes.

On the same day Nike have irreparably damaged our eyes with a hideous pair of new Neymar boots, adidas (well, leaked adidas) are making us swoon. Last week, an absolutely gorgeous Real Madrid jersey for next season did the rounds and stole our hearts. This week, another supposed work of adidas is getting us hot under the collar in the form of Manchester United's new home kit for 2016/17. FootyHeadlines have leaked the leak and, if this is the real thing as is reported to be, we want some of the action. The white v-neck is gone, the white sleeve stripes are no more and United would be sporting a much plainer, much more pristine-looking geansaí for next season's Europa League. This season's one was hardly bad either. But there's something a little more luxurious about this leaked new jersey. Where do we sign?