Two months after proclaiming hotel life a ‘disaster’, Jose Mourinho is left alone in the Lowry

LISTEN: Jamie Clarke’s return, Oisín McConville’s steak and Joe Sheridan’s Claudio Bravo impression

After a troubling start to the week, Jurgen Klopp makes the long trip south

EXCLUSIVE: One of the UFC’s new celebrity investors really wants Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather

Meet the Liverpool-loving Dubliner looking to knock Reds out of the FA Cup

Arsenal have somehow managed to out-Arsenal themselves yet again

Jim McGuinness scores first major scalp of coaching career but plenty of work to do

An old Dele Alli tweet about Paul Pogba is gaining plenty of retweets (again)

PICS: Cork City’s most iconic jersey has been rereleased and we’re in love

Eddie Jones reveals the ridiculous distances a rugby player is expected to run in a game

WATCH: A lot of rugby fans are accusing James Davies of diving after being slapped in Champions Cup

WATCH: Seriously funny impressionist nails Carragher, Neville, Klopp AND Mourinho in one sketch

This Middlesbrough player is the owner of a new (unwanted) Premier League record

WATCH: Steph Curry is absolutely awful at GAA free-kicks

Editor of Manchester United fan site sacked for racist messages sent to Nigerian looking to write for them

Zlatan Ibrahimovic explains why he’d rather play for Jose Mourinho than Pep Guardiola

Disappointment for Manchester United fans as Patrice Evra nears Premier League return

WATCH: Jose Mourinho MUST have been trolling Liverpool with his reaction to their result

WATCH: Tadhg Furlong duped Leo Cullen into believing fabricated story about his farming background

Former England boss Graham Taylor has died aged 72

You won’t get full marks in this Manchester United vs. Liverpool goalscorers quiz

LISTEN: St Brigid’s taken to task as summer holidays threatened by controversial contract

Aidan O’Shea brilliantly shoots down horse-loving Conor Mortimer after Don Cossack’s retirement

Celebrating four occasions when outfielders absolutely bossed it as goalkeepers

Manchester United ‘set to battle Manchester City in £60m double swoop on Tottenham’

Joey Barton offers Simon Zebo some advice on how to tackle

“The game-to-training ratio is off the wall” – Club Players Association launch with some home truths

WATCH: Luis Suarez takes a swipe at goalkeeper’s face as darkness descends once more

Brian O’Driscoll had absolutely no sympathy for Will Carling after angry response to Team Sky tweet

Mischievous Donegal fan page display marketing tactics that are definitely not Croke Park approved

Gary Neville afforded very unwelcome accolade by former Valencia president

Rassie Erasmus recalling Munster’s last trip to Paris makes you realise how tough today will be

Impressive fake transfer rumour fools the internet

Jamie Carragher takes cheeky Jose Mourinho dig at Phil Neville on Twitter

Ronan O’Gara’s response to Johan Goosen’s retirement is remarkably measured

Alan Sugar produces beautifully detailed tweet to let the world know how he watched Spurs v Chelsea

Brock Lesnar could be back sooner than you think as doping ban confirmed

Patrice Evra “wants Manchester United return”

Liverpool legend bumps into former teammate Steven Gerrard in Dubai

Pep Guardiola’s former manager tips him to return to Barcelona

Devastated club legend Leon Pryce reacts to news of Bradford Bulls’ liquidation

Pep Guardiola admits he is “approaching the end” of career

Quite literally the exact same joke used as Daniel Sturridge unfortunately limps out of Sunderland clash

It seems there was just one problem with O’Donovan brothers’ appearance on Graham Norton

Jose Mourinho surprises everyone and returns a big, familiar name to Manchester United team

Kenny Miller’s Old Firm goal was the cue for quite a lot of Kenny Miller jokes

The ‘El Clasico’ of darts was opportunity for some sports fans to strike up a famous old debate

This bizarre own goal gifted Everton an equaliser against Hull City

Bastian Schweinsteiger could be involved for Manchester United this weekend

Loads of football fans are saying the same thing about Mark Clattenburg’s Chinese Super League move