Alan Shearer reminds Gary Lineker of his big MoTD night with this, ahem, cheeky tweet

Usain Bolt takes the piss and jogs to victory in his Olympics 100m heat

WATCH: Jeff Stelling’s forty second recap of the season is absolutely perfect

WATCH: Martina Hingis smash ball straight into opponent’s face during Olympic tennis

Paul Pogba has been prevented from playing in Manchester United’s opening game of the season

Trevor Sinclair mocked as he compares Sadio Mane to Luis Suarez

This commentator’s Michael Phelps mistake is toe-curlingly embarrassing

VIDEO: Viewers absolutely loved this bizarre Steve McClaren response on Sky Sports News

Manchester United fans aren’t happy with the Europa League Twitter account

Fans are all making the same joke about Jonathan Woodgate joining Liverpool

WATCH: Utterly sublime Neymar pass helps Brazil reach the Olympic quarter-finals

You can probably guess how Gary Lineker reacted to Claudio Ranieri’s new contract

The Sun confuse the most expensive footballer in the world with his brother

Arsenal’s Gabriel stretchered off in tears during friendly with Manchester City

Brexit has made Paul Pogba much more expensive for Manchester United

Manchester United fans enjoyed claims that Juan Mata was ‘restrained’ after being substituted

ALL Russian athletes banned from Rio 2016 Paralympics

WATCH: Manchester United fans already have a new song to celebrate Paul Pogba’s return

Liverpool legend John Barnes was sound enough to rap for fans on the tube today

Watch: French gymnast suffers one of the worst leg breaks you’ll ever see

You can probably guess how Liverpool fans reacted to the news of Daniel Sturridge’s latest injury

Everyone is saying the same thing as Pep Guardiola seals another Man City signing

Liverpool fans greeted Luis Suarez with this rousing reception at Wembley

Watch: Sadio Mane scores as Liverpool rip Barcelona apart with brilliant team goal

Joey Barton falls victim to nutmeg as he makes his Scottish Premiership debut

Manchester City’s Champions League play-off opponents aren’t fazed about facing Pep Guardiola’s men

Jose Mourinho clarifies the Paul Pogba and Bastian Schweinsteiger situations

Arsenal fans won’t be able to contain their excitement with new signing’s brilliant back heel goal

Jose Mourinho makes Zlatan Ibrahimovic vice captain of Manchester United

Has a Manchester United employee’s Twitter account accidentally revealed that Paul Pogba is a done deal?

Friday’s Transfer Rumour Power Rankings: Mustafi, Draxler and Balotelli

Rival fans are bursting with kind words as West Ham begin life at new stadium

Marc Albrighton fan utterly delighted as his idol presents him with signed shirt

Will Ferrell throws his hat into the ring to play Jamie Vardy in planned movie

Jurgen Klopp recalls the time he spent youth hostelling around the UK

Watch Jan Oblak channel his inner David De Gea with incredible reaction save against Spurs

The extraordinary tax payment that delayed Paul Pogba’s move to Manchester United has now been solved

West Ham United’s new stadium is already in line to be renamed

Have adidas just accidentally confirmed Paul Pogba’s move to Manchester United?

Wojciech Szczesny undoubtedly the star name in Jack Wilshere’s dream five-a-side team

Arsenal fans are livid after Ivan Gazidis downplays their transfer firepower…again

Manchester United fans are reading far too much into this Juventus tweet

Evertonians round on Aiden McGeady after this glaring preseason miss

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is already speaking about where his future lies after Manchester United

Bubba Watson’s flying golf cart jetpack looks absolutely incredible

Kolo Toure is a picture of misery in his first official Celtic photoshoot

Arsenal fans rage as Mikel Arteta wipes every trace of the club from his Instagram

Stuart Pearce’s predicted new England XI hasn’t gone down well with fans

Jurgen Klopp started up front for Liverpool last night

WATCH: Triple Tour Champion Chris Froome pays tribute to victims of Nice attacks in emotional victory speech