Rod Stewart doing the Scottish Cup draw is the best thing you’ll watch all weekend

Does this picture prove Arsenal’s dramatic late winner against Burnley should not have stood?

Fan gets truly amazing snap of Steve Bruce in a kebab shop in full Aston Villa training gear

‘Schumacher family is not telling the whole truth’ about Michael’s condition, says former manager

The Old Firm might have been forever transformed had Donald Trump got his way

WATCH: This wildly biased Italian TV pundit’s bonkers goal celebration is TV gold

Shay Given leads calls for return of Joe Hart as fans react to this ‘triple save’ for Torino

Twitter has a field day with the #Pogba emoji after his handball nightmare against Liverpool

Trent Alexander-Arnold’s full Premier League debut seems to have caught Sky Sports on the hop

WATCH: FIFA honoured Liverpool and Dortmund fans last night for this spine-tingling moment

Mesut Ozil says he will only commit to Arsenal when Arsene Wenger’s future is confirmed

Wayne Rooney gave a vote to the last man you’d expect for the FIFA Coach of the Year

A guy you’ve never heard of just won the Puskas Award for this ludicrous goal

Fans spotted one glaring omission from the FIFA FIFPro Team of the Year

Stoke steward keeps the magic of the FA Cup alive by crowd surfing with Wolves fans

Wayne Rooney slams the Mail for headline after he equals Bobby Charlton’s record

The big guns are lining up for Dele Alli transfer but, by God, it is going to cost them

Samir Nasri could face a lengthy ban over infamous Drip Doctors treatment

A ‘super computer’ has predicted the final Premier League table – and it’s abysmal news for Arsenal

Mikel John Obi takes the mickey out of himself in farewell letter to Chelsea fans

Bored Zlatan Ibrahimovic ruins Chevrolet ad filming with Henrikh Mkhitaryan

Drip Doctors founder at the centre of the Samir Nasri Twitter storm speaks out

Tottenham release video showing how new stadium will look on match day

There’s only one Premier League team dirtier than Manchester United this season

Under siege Mike Dean finds an unlikely defender in Gary Neville

Jamie Carragher has brilliant Mike Dean comeback to Gary Neville’s latest Twitter jibe

Ronaldo’s Facebook reply to Toni Kroos’ cheeky 2017 tweet makes it honours even

Only Graeme Souness would focus on the negativity in one of the goals of the season

Olivier Giroud’s ridiculous scorpion kick sparks a very predictable debate

Gary Lineker reveals he is sent the same disgusting package in the post every single month

Usain Bolt called up MUTV live on-air, and the pundits were baffled

Chris Sutton just couldn’t resist a cheeky dig at Rangers after they lost to Celtic

Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest festive cringey ad demonstrates why he doesn’t need mountain of Chinese cash

Three Premier League stars make L’Equipe’s best Under-21 XI of 2016

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has his say in the ‘who is the best Ronaldo’ debate

Watch this cracking training ground goal from Liverpool youngster Kevin Stewart

Now Samir Nasri could be in trouble with drugs testers over those ‘Drip Doctor’ tweets

Manchester United look to Scottish third division for their next signing

Modest John Terry compares himself to Marco van Basten after this training ground goal

Jurgen Klopp emphatically rules out move for Arsenal star

Jurgen Klopp drops biggest hint that Liverpool may spend in January

Joey Barton hit with FA charge over 1,260 football bets

Ex-refs chief rates every Premier League official – and picks four who “need to be CUT from PL duty”

Zlatan Ibrahimovic gives his verdict on Manchester United’s potential next signing

Everton look poised for a stadium move to the seaside

Antonio Conte’s Christmas gesture shows how much Chelsea have improved in 12 months

Evertonian reminds Steven Gerrard of embarrassing moment and he takes it like a champ

Jurgen Klopp reveals he’s been boning up on the Goodison Park atmosphere – thanks to Rocky

Samir Nasri reveals the truth about Pep Guardiola’s sex curfew policy

Small print of Wes Morgan’s Captain Morgan rum sponsorship deal is extraordinary