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  • Silly Sven-Goran Eriksson has only gone and done a Pele

    Silly Sven-Goran Eriksson has only gone and done a Pele

    If you’re gonna make a bold statement, make sure nobody is listening. Sure, if it comes off you’re going to look really smart. But if it doesn’t… If it doesn’t you’ll end up pulling a Pele. And nobody wants to do that. The Brazilian was one of the greatest footballers ever born but one of […]

    10 years ago

  • Jamie Vardy and his party set another record at the King Power on Saturday

    Jamie Vardy and his party set another record at the King Power on Saturday

    Did the earth move for you? No? Well you must not have been in Leicester on Saturday evening. In case you have been living under a rock (or in Nottingham) for the last week, you will now know that Leicester City are the Premier League champions. On Saturday they celebrated the first title in their […]

    10 years ago

  • Proof, if proof were needed, that Shane Long is hitting form at the perfect time

    Proof, if proof were needed, that Shane Long is hitting form at the perfect time

    Three goals in five games and more plaudits than you can shake a guitar at – is it any wonder Shane Long has been named Southampton’s player of the month? The Republic of Ireland striker has been wowing fans and pundits alike with his form this month and Martin O’Neill will be delighted to see […]

    10 years ago

  • Jamie Vardy quick off the mark as he announces release of autobiography

    Jamie Vardy quick off the mark as he announces release of autobiography

    Looks like we’re going to get the book before the film. Hardcore Jamie Vardy fans will now be able to tut outside the cinema, complaining that the planned biopic was not faithful to the autobiography. His Premier League-winning hangover not even worn off, the Leicester City striker was promoting his upcoming autobiography on Tuesday. The […]

    10 years ago

  • Martin O’Neill weighs in on the Leicester City versus Nottingham Forest debate

    Martin O’Neill weighs in on the Leicester City versus Nottingham Forest debate

    Forget Merseyside, forget Manchester, forget North London – English football’s real hotbed is the East Midlands. A quiet, comfortable part of England, known for successful rugby teams and conservative views, the region now finds itself at the centre of a furious debate: which was the greater shock, Leicester 2015/16 or Nottingham Forest 1978/79. One man […]

    10 years ago

  • Connacht poach Leinster star as replacement for Robbie Henshaw

    Connacht poach Leinster star as replacement for Robbie Henshaw

    Maybe he can high-five Robbie Henshaw on his way out of the RDS. Connacht’s crazy season is not over yet but, regardless of how their PRO12 campaign ends, they will be saying goodbye to their favourite son at the end of the season. Henshaw made the decision to join Leinster in February (who currently trail second-placed Connacht […]

    10 years ago

  • Jamie Vardy is having a party and so is his most-dedicated lookalike

    Jamie Vardy is having a party and so is his most-dedicated lookalike

    We can definitely see a regional, z-list celebrity Blind Date appearance in Lee Chapman’s future. Fair play to the Leicester postman. He has taken a mild physical likeness to his club’s top scorer Jamie Vardy and ridden that wave from Soccer AM all the way to Leicester City’s Premier League party bus. In fairness, he puts in […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: Claudio Ranieri’s fellow Romans struggle to pronounce Leicester City

    VIDEO: Claudio Ranieri’s fellow Romans struggle to pronounce Leicester City

    Maybe after lunch with his mother, Claudio Ranieri could hold a couple of language classes. The Leicester City manager, because of a meeting with his mother, will miss tonight’s pivotal match between Chelsea and Tottenham, which will see his side crowned Premier League champions if Spurs don’t take all three points. The Italian’s amazing job […]

    10 years ago

  • How things could have been so much worse for Roscommon in the Big Apple

    How things could have been so much worse for Roscommon in the Big Apple

    The heart rates of the Roscommon players may not return to normal until they’re back on Irish soil. The darlings of the early Allianz League rounds were nearly dumped out of the All-Ireland Championship in ignominious circumstances in New York on Sunday night. Their hosts, who have never won a Championship match in 15 outings, […]

    10 years ago

  • Cork and Mayo looking to return to winning ways in penultimate Under-21 final

    Cork and Mayo looking to return to winning ways in penultimate Under-21 final

    Tonight in Ennis marks the beginning of the end. The Under-21 football championship, a mainstay of the GAA calendar since 1964, is to be replaced by an Under-20 grade from 2018. The new competition, taking place during the summer, will be restricted to players not featuring on senior county panels after a motion was passed at February’s […]

    10 years ago

  • If Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t face Manchester City on Tuesday someone is getting fired

    If Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t face Manchester City on Tuesday someone is getting fired

    If Florentino Perez can fire a manager who wins the Champions League what will he do to the doctor who breaks Cristiano Ronaldo? We’re imagining some agonisingly painful punishment borrowed from Game of Thrones… or else being forced to stitch up all Zinedine Zidane’s torn trousers. While Ronaldo was sitting on the bench at the Etihad […]

    10 years ago

  • Daniel Sturridge explains why he is not delighted to be substituted by Jurgen Klopp

    Daniel Sturridge explains why he is not delighted to be substituted by Jurgen Klopp

    Daniel Sturridge’s scowl is the 21st century’s Mona Lisa’s smile. Not since Leonardo Da Vinci painted that enigmatic smirk on the visage of Lisa del Giocondo has a face and its expressions been as scrutinised as that of the Liverpool striker. He is substituted, people examine his reaction for signs of displeasure, ignoring the fact that no professional […]

    10 years ago

  • Hillsborough disaster inquest finds the 96 victims were unlawfully killed

    Hillsborough disaster inquest finds the 96 victims were unlawfully killed

    After 27 years the families of the 96 Hillsborough victims received some comfort on Tuesday. There were cheers, tears and applause in the courtroom when the jury of nine delivered their verdict of unlawful killing on a majority of 7-2. This was the most crucial of the 14 questions the jury were asked to answer and reverses the […]

    10 years ago

  • Only thing better than Limerick minor footballers’ win on Wednesday was this player profile

    Only thing better than Limerick minor footballers’ win on Wednesday was this player profile

    Limerick football is back, baby. The Treaty County ran through the Tipperary defence on Wednesday evening to register a score of 3-8, which was good enough to jettison the defeated Munster and All-Ireland finalists from this year’s minor football championship. Captain Diarmaid Kelly ran amok, scoring 1-1 in each half as Limerick ran out six-point […]

    10 years ago

  • Roy Keane perfectly explains why Aston Villa are heading for the Championship

    Roy Keane perfectly explains why Aston Villa are heading for the Championship

    Tom Cleverley will tell you, Roy Keane and Aston Villa were never a good fit. The Republic of Ireland assistant manager’s short spell as Paul Lambert’s number two came to an abrupt end after an alleged training ground bust-up with players in November 2014. Keane subsequently spent 15 minutes outside Cleverley’s house, after suspecting the former Manchester United […]

    10 years ago

  • Neymar sits out Copa America Centenario in favour of chasing gold

    Neymar sits out Copa America Centenario in favour of chasing gold

    It can be a bit of a grind this top level football. The likes of Neymar can spend upwards of 11 months a year nutmegging and embarrassing opponents, with very little time to lie on the beach and reminisce about all the nutmegging and embarrassing. Since signing his very suspicious convoluted deal with Barcelona in 2013, […]

    10 years ago

  • Hurling’s Mecca will not be the only new field opened to Hawk-Eye this summer

    Hurling’s Mecca will not be the only new field opened to Hawk-Eye this summer

    Thurles AND the green fields of France… it promises to be a busy summer for Hawk-Eye. The score detection system, already in use in the Premier League, Serie A and the Bundesliga, as well as Croke Park, has been selected by UEFA to be the goal-line technology (GLT) provider for Euro 2016. It will be the first time goal-line […]

    10 years ago

  • LISTEN: Kilkenny chairman apologises to Kilkenny minor footballers

    LISTEN: Kilkenny chairman apologises to Kilkenny minor footballers

    All in all, not a great weekend for Kilkenny GAA. The senior hurlers defeat at the hands of Clare in the Allianz League semi-final, while disappointing, will not see too many Noreside losing any sleep. Unusually it is a football result that has sent shockwaves through the county and Monday morning the county chairman Ned Quinn went […]

    10 years ago

  • PICS: Hurling mad boy from Baghdad got to meet his heroes in Thurles

    PICS: Hurling mad boy from Baghdad got to meet his heroes in Thurles

    If we were him we would claim some credit for Sunday’s win. Last month we shared the inspirational story of Iraqi teenager Abdul Al Jumaili (AKA Bonner Ó Loingsigh), who produced a video detailing how hurling became his refuge from bullying after his family arrived in Ireland in 2008. Despite growing up in Dublin, he became […]

    10 years ago

  • Call off the search! We’ve found the poorest half of Junior B football ever

    Call off the search! We’ve found the poorest half of Junior B football ever

    Well, “poorest” may not be fair. Perhaps this was a display of defensive football for the ages. We’re not convinced, however. But at least those involved are still talking about the Cavan Junior B Championship semi-final between Belturbet and Lavey back in 2012. Belturbet emerged victorious on a scoreline of 0-6 to 1-1. Holding their […]

    10 years ago

  • COMMENT: Clare have regained their vim and vigour – be afraid, be very afraid

    COMMENT: Clare have regained their vim and vigour – be afraid, be very afraid

    Clare fans worried by the sight of John Conlon hobbling off injured will have been calmed when they saw his replacement. Tony Kelly made an instant impact on his return from injury, popping over two points before those in the Semple Stadium stands had a chance to mark the 2013 hurler of the year’s arrival […]

    10 years ago

  • Jurgen Klopp denies rift with Jordan Ibe as Liverpool beat Bournemouth 2-1

    Jurgen Klopp denies rift with Jordan Ibe as Liverpool beat Bournemouth 2-1

    Don’t believe everything you read (or don’t read) on social media. Jordan Ibe caused something of a diplomatic incident on Merseyside when he purged his Twitter and Instagram accounts of any mention of Liverpool FC. His employers, like. However after giving him his first start in over two months, in the 2-1 win at Bournemouth on […]

    10 years ago

  • Manchester United’s best full-back this season does not see his future at full-back

    Manchester United’s best full-back this season does not see his future at full-back

    That would explain why his head doesn’t explode when he goes forward. Danny Mills said he wasn’t convinced by Timothy Fosu-Mensah at full-back, and it seems the young man agrees with him. Well, sort of. The 18-year-old Dutchman has made the right back berth his own after a slew of injuries in the Manchester United […]

    10 years ago

  • COMMENT: Kilkenny may be functional but at least their forwards actually want to score

    COMMENT: Kilkenny may be functional but at least their forwards actually want to score

    This selflessness is fast becoming a curse on the GAA. Team spirit, sacrifice, work ethic and primacy of the result is all well and good, but what about flair, arrogance, selfishness and moments of genius? Gaelic football has long since been lost to the realm of ‘the-ends-justify-the-means’, but we hurling folk always thought there was hope […]

    10 years ago

  • Henry Shefflin reveals hilarious details of his first football game in 14 years

    Henry Shefflin reveals hilarious details of his first football game in 14 years

    He couldn’t even blame it on a lack of fitness. You’re the Balyhale Shamrocks intermediate football manager preparing for a match in January and an 11-time All-Star walks through the gate with gear bag in hand, you’re not going to be worried about the code. And so it was Henry Shefflin found himself playing midfield in his first […]

    10 years ago

  • Former world snooker champion no match for Masters of the Universe

    Former world snooker champion no match for Masters of the Universe

    Better men than Joe Johnson have felt the wrath of He-Man. Evil Warlord Skeletor’s hopes of ruling Eternia were constantly foiled by our blond adonis, so what hope had one of snooker’s unlikeliest heroes? You might be a match for the all-powerful Steve Davis of 1986, but what is snooker’s Mr Interesting when compared to the lord […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: Roy Keane shares Paul McGrath’s advice on recovering from cruciate injury

    VIDEO: Roy Keane shares Paul McGrath’s advice on recovering from cruciate injury

    What we wouldn’t give to have these two in their prime lining out for Ireland in France this summer. Roy Keane and Paul McGrath are arguably the greatest footballers to ever play for Ireland (we said arguably!) and back in 1997 the younger man got to show his appreciation for McGrath during a special episode of […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: Ronan O’Gara warns Racing players against “falling in love with ourselves”

    WATCH: Ronan O’Gara warns Racing players against “falling in love with ourselves”

    Ding dong, the witch is dead. Racing Metro finally loosened Toulon’s stranglehold on European rugby, beating the four in a row chasers 19-16 in a tense and tight Champions Cup quarter-final on Sunday. The Parisians are now the only club standing between three Premiership sides and European glory, with Maxime Machenaud holding his nerves to kick […]

    10 years ago

  • DIARY OF A LEICESTER CITY FAN: Nobody wants the fairytale to be a dark fantasy

    DIARY OF A LEICESTER CITY FAN: Nobody wants the fairytale to be a dark fantasy

    Previously it was a line of questioning that may have provoked the volcanic temper of Richard Cockerill, but now Leicester Tigers director of rugby is dancing to a different tune. The egg-chasers used to run the East Midlands town but now, like the Tattaglia crime family in The Godfather, they find themselves outmanoeuvred by an unassuming Italian. […]

    10 years ago

  • I’m using that! Dublin paying for and installing gym equipment at GAA national development centre

    I’m using that! Dublin paying for and installing gym equipment at GAA national development centre

    They’re not the anchor tenants though. Dublin’s 2011 All-Ireland-winning captain Bryan Cullen has been overseeing the procurement of equipment for the gym at the GAA’s new national games development centre in Abbotstown. Cullen, Dublin high performance director, is selecting the gym equipment for the GAA’s new national games development centre in Abbotstown because the Dublin county board […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: Football savant Michael Owen is having an absolute worldy in Paris tonight

    VIDEO: Football savant Michael Owen is having an absolute worldy in Paris tonight

    A penalty saved, Manchester City take the lead before conceding one of the worst Champions League goals of all time but all we can think about is Michael Owen’s pay cheque. He keeps getting them from BT Sport. We bet they’re huge. Much bigger than any insight he has ever given on television. It’s not new […]

    10 years ago