Rob Gronkowski has his own erotic fan fiction

Erotica has a new star, and his name is Rob Gronkowski.

The New England Patriots touchdown machine is the subject of a new fan fiction novella called 'A Gronking To Remember', written from the perspective of a bored housewife whose 'life is changed forever' the first time she sees Gronkowski's trademark touchdown spike celebration. The book begins with protagonist Leigh suddenly developing an interesting in sports when she happens to catch a Gronk-smash during one of her husband's NFL parties. 'It jettisoned jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body and melted my knees like two pads of margarine.' From there, according to the Amazon description, Leigh will 'stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!' The very NSFW work comes from the mind of Lacey Noonan, author of such noted titles as 'I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her' and 'Submitting To The Landlord'. And if 38 pages of explicit NFL-related fantasies aren't enough for you, have no fear, the book is subtitled 'Book One of the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series', so there seems set to be plenty more Gronking to come.   [H/t Boston.com]