WATCH: Jurgen Klopp birthday cake monstrosity will haunt your nightmares

Want your child to become so emotionally scarred on their birthday that they never want to eat cake again?

Well then, we have just the ticket. Actually, a ticket would be pretty much useless, even in a hypothetical scenario as unlikely as that one. What you cruel parents are looking for is a cake. Failing that and going back to the original plan, a ticket that you could exchange for a cake. If we lived in a society that would allow people to trade in tickets and receive a cake in return, then we do have that ticket... albeit a metaphorical one... for a non-existent bakery... in an imaginary world. What we're trying to get at here is that even the most die-hard Liverpool fan will admit that this Jurgen Klopp cake is the stuff of nightmares. https://twitter.com/LFC/status/743405386120593408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Cake, you say? On second thought, we think we'll take a pass on the desert.