VIDEO: David de Gea makes a t*t of himself as he celebrates goal that never was

As a man, you never want your name being spoken in the same sentence as "premature."

But we don't know how to write this story about David de Gea's excitability without using that word. The Manchester United goalkeeper obviously didn't have the best view of the opposition penalty box as he thought that Wayne Rooney's left-footed effort had found its way into the top corner. (We'll be honest, we thought the same). The Spaniard proceeded to celebrate for two or three seconds before realising he was the only man in Stamford Bridge celebrating. If he had a watch on his wrist, it would have been the perfect prop to check for the ol' "I'm walking the wrong way down the street, better check my watch and turn around. Nobody will notice that." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGm4kuyExYE