Frank Lampard displayed all the grace of a suitcase falling down an escalator when met with a rope ladder on holiday.
The Chelsea legend got his feet to the first rung while enjoying some time off before he finally makes his debut for New York City FC this summer.
It all went pear-shaped, though, when he realised that he had about a dozen more rungs to overcome.
Watch as he flails, grimaces and flexes before tumbling into the water with not even a trace of the athleticism he showed during his 20 years in English football.
This one is a toughie. We have yet another Irish-influenced Premier League quiz for you all. Can you name the Irish player with the most Premier League appearances for each of the current Premier League clubs. Good luck!
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