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Published 17:55 11 Mar 2017 GMT

"Good weekend?" "Yeah it was alright" "Go to the game?" "Nah, just walked around with dad holding a Wexit banner. Much more fun." "Wexit?" "Yeah" "Like...Wenger exit?" "Exactly" "We've spoken about this" "..." "Wait, more fun? He told you to say that, didn't he?" "..." "We're not friends any more."The phrase "Brexit means Brexit" is bad enough, what with 'Brexit' not actuallly being a word, but 'Wexit'? What does that mean? And don't say "Wexit means Wexit". If there was ever an argument for Wenger getting another 20 years at Arsenal, surely this is it. The only saving grace is that it helped distract us from this monstrosity at Bournemouth v West Ham.
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