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Premier League 2015/16: If every team’s season was a movie
Published 19:18 15 May 2016 BST
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We're just ninety minutes of football away from another Premier League season coming to a close.
Once the final whistle of Manchester United v Bournemouth is blown, the credits on an amazing year will roll. If nothing else, it's been the most entertaining nine months of football since the start of the Premier League era (when football began). With thrills coming at every corner since last August, we thought we'd compare each team's season to a movie and here's what we came up with. Arsenal - Never the bride
Aston Villa - Awful to the point of hilarity
Bournemouth - An underdog story for the ages
Chelsea - Not the best defence of their title
Crystal Palace - All flash, no substance
Everton - A sinking ship
Leicester - Simple as that
Liverpool - Mr. Motivator
Manchester City - Expensive to put together but didn't cut it at the box office
Manchester United - ZZZ
Newcastle - All the ingredients were there but the cake tasted shit
Norwich - What goes up must come down
Southampton - Star-studded cast
Stoke - Because who gives a fuck?
Sunderland - They just won't go away
Swansea - Thank God for Guidolin
Tottenham - Terrible ending
Watford - What a duo
West Brom - Difficult to sit through
West Ham - One talented Frenchman
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