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Published 20:45 1 Apr 2015 BST
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Fetlocks technically can't blow in the wind but we still want to shower him with sugar lumps...
The Brazilian gave us an almighty scare earlier though when he looked to have dropped the Sideshow Bob act and went for the Homer Simpson look.
He posted a picture of himself on his Instagram account sporting a bald head and, immediately, we felt as if he had lost all of his powers.
It turns out it is just a prank but we really hope he doesn't consider it. It's not for everyone.

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