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Jordi Alba (Spain) - We promise that a non-Spaniard is right around the corner.
Sergio Busquets (Spain) - Because of the fondness of both full backs to bombing forward, we need a defensive midfielder to provide cover and there's no better man in that position than Busquets.
Luka Modric (Croatia) - Welcome to the party, Croatia, now go about your defence-splitting business.
Ivan Rakitic (Croatia) - Would be a shame if Luka didn't have someone to speak to on the hypothetical team bus.
Arda Turan (Turkey) - He couldn't feature for the first half of the season, barely featured for the second half but, on his day, Arda Turan is unplayable.
Andres Iniesta (Spain) - We bet you thought we were planning on leaving Iniesta out but we just couldn't do it and have had to play him just off of Alvaro Morata because there was no space for him in the centre of the park.
Alvaro Morata (Spain) - He may not be starting for Vicente Del Bosque but he's starting under us because he simply shows up for every big game and, in our head, this hypothetical XI is up against a monstrous opponent.

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