You're an agent. You've just tied up a transfer worth £54m (€73m) for your client and want to celebrate.
Do you A) Pop open a bottle of champagne to toast the move, B) Take your client out for a nice steak dinner to mark the occasion or C) Get matching tattoos.
If you're the one person to select C then you're probably the man already looking after Manchester City's Kevin de Bruyne.
https://twitter.com/BelgoFoot/status/642613725405556736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Belgian outlet DH report that de Bruyne's agent wanted himself and the player to get matching inkwork to celebrate the transfer.
Luckily, de Bruyne isn't an excitable teenage girl and turned down the request but it's pretty bizarre.
Maybe they settled for a pair of lockets or carved their initials in a tree.
This one is a toughie. We have yet another Irish-influenced Premier League quiz for you all. Can you name the Irish player with the most Premier League appearances for each of the current Premier League clubs. Good luck!
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