Louis van Gaal gave everyone in SportsJOE towers a great laugh when he described Manchester United's performance against 'Queen's Park Raisins' yesterday.
So we've gone ahead and assembled a fruit-based outfit that we reckon might give him a better run for his money than he got at Loftus Road, especially if we can get derby rivals City to let Manuel Peelegrini away for a day to manage the side.
Have we missed anyone?
A mountain to climb. This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. It’s a huge Champions League week, with the round of 16 second legs taking place, including Man City v Real Madrid. There are four games on Tuesday and four on Wednesday to feast your eyes […]
Action has been taken. Chelsea have been slapped with a transfer ban as well as a huge fine for multiple breaches. It was confirmed today that the Blues had been punished by the Premier League for violations committed during the Roman Abramovich era, as reported by The Athletic. The club has has also been given […]
This would be incredible! Right now, Nathan Collins’ focus is Ireland and Brentford, with the centre back captaining both sides. And this will be his focus for at least the next decade, as the Leixlip man is still just 24. However, in an interview with the BBC, he spoke about his early roots in the […]