Manchester United to pay Anderson £1.4m to go away: The world is his chicken wing

Brazilian midfielder is set for £1.4 million pay off if the reports are true that United are about to cancel his contract.

Our favourite rotund Manchester United midfielder Anderson looks like he could be heading for the exit door at Old Trafford. But maybe he can put some of that free time to good use. Reports suggest the club are considering paying off his £60k a week contract if they can't find a buyer for the midfielder in January. However the former Porto man shouldn't be too down on himself because we've figured out how he could eat his troubles away with our list of things he could buy for the dosh about to land in his bank account.

Big Macs

Anderson could stuff his face with over 611,353 Big Macs from his old pal Ronald Mc Donald.

Whopper Burgers

If he wants to go the whole hog and get a meal deal then then he's be able to get 264,650 Whooper meals at Burger King and with some change left over.

Salad

In fairness you can't eat fast food all the time and who doesn't hanker for a nice bit of salad now and again. Well  the good people at Finances online have found out where the one of  most expensive bits of greenery on a plate is. If he's in the mood then he could head to the Hempel Hotel in London where he could chow down on The Florette Sea and Earth Salad  for 635 pounds every time and afford 2,204 of them. Delicious.

Dessert

You don't get the body of an Anderson by skipping dessert and if he fancies heading for the best then its to New York he's got to go. The Frrrozen Haute Chocolate ice cream sundae costs £12,000 every single time so he could only afford a measly 116 of them-sad face. SportsJOE now has a massive urge to do this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BySMyffSlE