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Published 12:54 7 Jun 2015 BST
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'He paid for your ground, he paid for your ground, he paid for your grou-unnd, Sepp Blatter, he paid for your ground.'
Oh Sepp Blatter, he paid for your ground pic.twitter.com/m5M9e3h3kJ
— CJ Joiner (@CJ_covblaze) June 7, 2015
Here is another whimsical beauty, about a chant about a Frenchman wot done us ova' in 2009.
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry pic.twitter.com/SKLnhQconB
— CJ Joiner (@CJ_covblaze) June 7, 2015
Things can only get better.
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John Delaney with his partner Emma English while Sports Minister Paschal Donohoe studies the on-field action.[/caption]
In Dublin's fair city Where girls are so pretty I first set my eyes on an envelope brown. As I filled my wheelbarrow With notes broad and narrow We built the Aviva in old Dublin town [CHORUS] A-bribe a-bribe O-oh A-bribe a bribe-o-oh, Singing thanks to you FIFA A-bribe, a-bribe oh.And how about this wif-filled take on 'Irish Rover'?
We took cash from FIFA for many a year, And we didn't waste it on whisky and beer We built the Aviva, as you see before And we swear we will take bribes from FIFA no more, And it's no, nay, never (dum dum de dum) No nay never no more Will we take (hay) bribes from FIFA No never no more.
The other offering on the forum is shorter and not so sweet,
That's all you're worth That's all you're worrrrth 5 million Euros That's all you're worthThe poster of the Molly Malone twists has another, which is a take on 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling'.
When Irish eyes were smiling Delaney took the cash To say it wasn't handball Or have another match Now the story's broken And he's had to tell Sold Ireland down the river And Irish eyes as wellLooking forward to hearing these lilting tunes at the Aviva Stadium tomorrow. ***Piece first published on Saturday, June 6.
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