Depressing Old Trafford stat shows just how boring Manchester United have been this season

Are you Aston Villa in disguise?

Well, at least Villa leaked six goals the odd time to keep some sort of excitement around their games. But it turns out that the Theatre of Dreams is a fitting name - because that's where people go when they watch United at Old Trafford. To sleep. No Premier League ground has hosted fewer goals than United's home has this season. 18 games, 32 goals. A meek average of 1.78 goals per game. https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/731074795492663296 Premier League results at Old Trafford Manchester United 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur Manchester United 0-0 Newcastle United Manchester United 3-1 Liverpool Manchester United 3-0 Sunderland Manchester United 0-0 Manchester City Manchester United 2-0 West Bromwich Albion Manchester United 0-0 West Ham United Manchester United 1-2 Norwich City Manchester United 0-0 Chelsea Manchester United 2-1 Swansea City Manchester United 0-1 Southampton Manchester United 3-0 Stoke City Manchester United 3-2 Arsenal Manchester United 1-0 Watford Manchester United 1-0 Everton Manchester United 1-0 Aston Villa Manchester United 2-0 Crystal Palace Manchester United 1-1 Leicester City Manchester United Premier League record at Old Trafford this season Played: 18 Won: 11 Draw: 5 Lost: 2 For: 24 Conceded: 8 The record isn't that bad. The entertainment is fairly minimal. 50 per cent of those games to date ended in a one-goal classic - or less. Nine of the matches finished 0-0 or 1-0. Anthony Martial leads the way on home soil with six goals for the team whilst Rashford, Rooney, and Mata all lag behind on three. The French man also has the most assists at Old Trafford with three. A look at United's underwhelming overall statistics for their individuals this season would show you that the home record is no coincidence. It's a philosophy.