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11 politicians who failed at proving they were down with the common people through sport

Published 14:57 18 Apr 2016 BST

Ben Kiely
11 politicians who failed at proving they were down with the common people through sport

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The problem with politicians is that they always try and act like humans.

Ever since politics has existed, politicians have struggled to look like average Joes in the public sphere. After all, their careers depend on being likable and relatable in the eyes of the electorate, a near-impossible task when you focus all your efforts on trying to be likable and relatable whenever you make a public appearance. Overthinking normality can be fatal, particularly when you consider how indefinable the concept is. For example, Donald Trump maintains that difficult situation on top of his head is a completely normal hairstyle, whereas most people believe it's the result of some sort of taxidermy-related accident. One person who doesn't try to be ordinary, at least in a sporting sense, is Scottish Conservative party member Ruth Davidson. Watch her prove that she understood the sentiment of Nelson Mandela's speech about 'our deepest fear' by refusing to go right down the middle (literally and figuratively) with this penalty. https://twitter.com/aidankerrpol/status/720560057247735808 However, not all politicians are like Davidson. The vast majority struggle to act natural during sporting photo-ops. We've put together 11 prime examples of politicians who have tried and failed to act like a human while trying their hand at sport. Enda Kenny I wonder if our founding fathers ever envisioned the leader of the Republic wearing lycra. Enda Kenny cycling ...or engaging with some good old fashioned horseplay with arguably the greatest rugby player the country has ever produced. Enda Kenny Drico Bertie Ahern When Bertie settles on a pose, he sticks to it. Bertie Ahern kicking Leo Varadkar He'll never make the county panel whiffing air shots like that... well, he might scrape onto the Leitrim team. Boris Johnson All we can say about the Mayor of London is that his sporting appearances may be brief, but they're almost always memorable. Whether it's flattening some Japanese schoolboy in a friendly game of rugby... https://twitter.com/jorgensundberg/status/654589455429406720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw ... or flattening some German in a friendly game of soccer, Johnson always makes an impact regardless of what sport he's playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA Tony Blair Still a better finisher than Depay. Tony Blair Gordon Brown His table tennis match against Harry Redknapp, of all people, went exactly as awfully as everyone expected. Gordon Brown Redknapp George Osborne If you show up to a netball game wearing a suit, prepare to be excluded. George Osbourne Nick Clegg We can only imagine the look on the coach's face as the former Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom assured him that he had rugby'd before. Nick Clegg Rob Ford The former Mayor of Toronto was never the most athletically gifted, but man was he an entertaining football player. RIP. Rob Ford George Bush To the party president's credit, it was a decent drive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g Frank Underwood That's right, even fictional politicians find sport a struggle. Underwood baseball